Tim Haselden

Disabled, northern, working class , mathematician ... loathed by tories everywhere.

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

#TrumpAChristmasCarol
Donald Trump gazed round about
On the feast of Stephen.
Silly fucker he fell out on to the ground so uneven.
Brightly shone his fake tan that night
Though the frost was cru ell.
Then some girls came into sight
Which made him play with his too ell.
#resist

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@MikeStuchbery_ See fortune eventually runs out for even the luckiest bastard.

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@MikeStuchbery_ By young they mean over 50 & with racist, misogynistic Fascist tendencies?

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@drjanaway Fit into a pair of super skinny jeans?

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@MikeStuchbery_ I try....

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@MikeStuchbery_ We'll know when his septum falls out. Won't we?🤔😉😁

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@catsinbelfry Ah, another let's be nice to the fascists. I thought it was a no brainer that appeasement was possibly the worst idea of all time.
Okay platform shoes and 47cm flares were the worst with brexit and appeasement a joint second.

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@ASElliotKing Or errorist ?

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@MikeStuchbery_ See a bullet to the brain IS the best way to rid ourselves of Nazis and their ilk.
Pity it took 80,000,000 lives to convince the bastard to end himself.

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@MikeStuchbery_ Or his cocaine habit?

[John McPartland @McPartlandJohn]

Nonsense. Brexit reflects a Conservative Party bereft of decency, humanity and politicians who are totally self serving. Jacob Rees-Mogg being a classic example of that nasty type. Vote Conservative at your peril.

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@BorisJohnson

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@ASElliotKing So no minimum safe distance then? 😉😁👍

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@JohnSimpsonNews How's that compare to the Tories since 2010?

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@WillBlackWriter You know my dad once decked him. IDS that is. Back when he was a Tory fixer before he convinced a bunch of inbred Fascists to vote for him. I didn't get on well with dad. But that punch and why he threw it, I'm proud of him.
And before any one starts, dad was a Tory at the time

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@CIndiana58 @RosieM1919 Are mummy and daddy very rich?
Or is it in one of those states where the inbred quotient is higher, a lot higher than the expected?
I give up on the human race. There is no hope.

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@A50Challenge @drjanaway Just what centuries of inbreeding have led us to expect.

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

@WillBlackWriter Whenever I see his face I have the uncontrollable urge to buy a baseball bat. Amazon are making a fortune from me.

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

Would you vote Tory with this lot in charge?
#ToriesOut #ToriesAreFinished

[Tim Haselden @hasmatkid]

#ToriesOut #ToriesAreFinished
In case you were thinking of voting Tory.