Hasnain

Bathroom Thinker | Not a virgin coz gyaan chodta hu | Left but Right |

[Hasnain @hasnaingasm]

a threesome would have ended these movies in 5minutes

[Rishabh @jokebazz]

Vaibhav Sooryavanshi aise hi khelta raha toh 1 International series ke baad phirse Sanju Samson ko justice dilvana padega.

[Idc🎳🇦🇷. @dudeitsokay]

how modi ji feels after giving way to the ambulance that's paid by him only.

[Sakshi @Sakshi50038]

Boss: “You’re 10 minutes late.”

Employee: “I stayed an hour late yesterday to finish your ‘urgent’ work.”

Boss: “That’s appreciated… but rules are rules.���

Employee: “Got it.”

Next day.

9.00 a.m. - logged in exactly on time.
5.00 p.m. - system shut down exactly on time.

No “just one last task.”
No “quick call.”
No “it’ll only take 5 minutes.”

Boss: “Can you stay a bit longer today?”

Employee: “I would… but rules are rules.”

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Not his fault. Even Bhakts can't imagine writing 'Modi' and 'degree' in the same sentence.

[chanakya fc @The_Sleigher]

looks incomplete without Orry

[Nishant 🇮🇳 @Nishantchant]

Recharge is about to expire in a week.

Telecom Companies:

[Velvet Whisper ✨ @Itsme_velvet]

She remembers the car number plate, not the father 🤣

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Great sign.

[Vinay Kumar Dokania @VinayDokania]

Pakistan is doing stupid irrelevant things like hosting USA and Iran and mediating between them to stop the war.

India is doing things of paramount importance like begging for permission from USA to increase deadline allowing us to buy Russian oil.

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Musical road banwa lo inse.

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

Rajasthan Royals with Vaibhav Sooryavanshi in this IPL against every team 😭

[The India Voice @The_india_voice]

This is the real ground reality. Most streets look like this.

Selective posting won’t change facts. That’s exactly how IT cell propaganda works.

[Neha Singh Rathore @nehafolksinger]

बहू-बेटियों के सम्मान में
चोर आयोग मैदान में…

#VoterAdhikarYatra #votechoriexposed

[Arvind Chotia @arvindchotia]

कथित डॉग लवर्स और माननीय सुप्रीम कोर्ट के ध्यानार्थ यह वीडियो एक मित्र ने भेजा है।

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

CCTV of polling booth cannot be shared to protect your ‘privacy.’

But Income Tax department can access your private social media and emails, and that's called ‘transparency.’

[Arun 🌞 @arunv2808]

Harsh reality:

The only reason people who left to abroad choose to have relations with people back home, is for help when their parents pass away.

Once this is done, they literally have 0 interest in maintaining ties with you.

The sooner you realise the better.

[Official PeeingHuman @thepeeinghuman]

The same reason as why vegetarians don’t eat grass from a park

[Kaushik @kaushiks0390]

Who’s pushing Ethanol? – Nitin Gadkari

What’s it made from? – Sugarcane Molasses

How many sugar plants does Gadkari own? – 17

Who supplies Ethanol to the govt for petrol blending? – MANAS & CIAN Agro Industries run by his sons

And what do we get? – Higher taxes on Ethanol-blended petrol