Hassan Schroeder ☸ he/him

Doing interesting things in spite of it all. { work: Elixir/Phoenix, Ruby/Rails, Ops } The bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began.

[Hassan Schroeder ☸ he/him @hassan]

Super interesting talk at #codeBEAM by @bellmar on formal proofs and reasoning about complex systems @elixirlang

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Got a great overview of TimescaleDB from @davydog187 this morning - looking forward to playing a bit! #CodeBEAM @elixirlang

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Awesome talk on @NervesProject and animatronics by @flora_louise at #CodeBEAM @elixirlang

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I was so totally pumped after #CodeBEAM 2018 in SF - looking forward to tomorrow in Mountain View!

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@laurenancona Maybe https://t.co/EZ1Kf4wTzT could expedite getting a local eval?

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@SfwGreg s’okay, I’ll try from computer tomorrow.

[Hassan Schroeder ☸ he/him @hassan]

@SfwGreg I don’t know how to get back to it since my twitter stream has moved on. But there’s nothing to see - nothing happens when I press delete. And I went back and found the one time order but now they’re both in my cart. Sorry.

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@AmandaSmithSays You have my vote

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@Aliafonzy43 My first wife was hospitalized for 2 months when kids were 2 and 4. I had a full time job and was going to night school 4 evenings a week. I shuttled the kids between sitters and preschool, did carpool duty, made lunches/did laundry when I got home at 10:00.

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@nicoleperlroth Cute hospital top, though 😁

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@CitrineGlitter @jackthetastic1 @Maladroithe Sorry, no. Other than 2 baths/1 car that was my life in 1959 and my father was a low-level office worker supporting a middle-class lifestyle.

[Hassan Schroeder ☸ he/him @hassan]

@rikarends @kenwheeler I disagree that it’s “better than nothing” - it actively excludes good people whose ability to contribute isn’t measured by it, and enables people who can solve algorithms but don’t work well in a fluid team environment.

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@KevinCotoDev @elixirlang start with https://t.co/qvcbIxPTT2

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@KSekouM @courtneymilan “Add more dog” - words to live by 🐕

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@Adron Green, but what would you expect from an old hippy? 😀

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@hacks4pancakes Yeah, that whole “dress for the job you want” thing gets a lot of lip service but walk into the office in a neoprene wetsuit and swim fins and it’s all “oh no not like that”

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@JUNIUS_64 Please see a doctor. Escalating nosebleeds led me to the Stanford ER and a blood cancer diagnosis. And by that time I’d incurred heart damage. Don’t wait.

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@AZagence Wrong person, dude

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@thelaceylondon Can I get some service here?