hi sir

only tweet when I'm drunk

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@UnitedStandMUFC Total waste of money... Not heard from him since goals against utd

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@UnitedStandMUFC Gonna be an easy win for Chelsea... 3.0

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@maxstephhh We've seen this loads ot times, what's the point lad??

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@PackyH Need sandals on tho, sir

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@78__Rebecca What do u get the girl that has everything 🤔🤔🤔

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@natasharadio @BBCRadioScot @BBCSounds Is there a more beautiful woman on TV??

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@KlCKASSCANTONA No SHITE for old men

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@talkSPORT @Chelsearory Wee man talking sense for a change 😝😝😝

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@UnitedStandMUFC Please don't get relegated

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@UnitedStandMUFC If the player isn't pushing hard for a move then let him stay where he is 😉

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Scunnered with this

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨🗣️ @FabrizioRomano on Mbeumo:

"The contacts continue, even today, between Manchester United and Brentford. Constant contact between the two clubs to reach an agreement for Bryan Mbeumo. There is still no ‘here we go’ but Man United keep working on that. Man United keep advancing.

Man United keep their optimism to make the deal happen. Manchester United are going very strong for Bryan Mbeumo and now the feeling is quite positive on that one. Man United will be pushing and pushing again to get it over the line. The here we go is still a strong possibility for Bryan Mbeumo as a new Manchester United player."

#MUFC

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@KevinAshford7 Ur never eating all that Kev

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@UnitedStandMUFC 20mil

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@bethTmufc Just the 50 and if that's not good enough I'd go elsewhere

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@SaeedTV_ Haha aye he's class.. Another Scotty

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@natasharadio @BBCRadioScot @BBCSounds You having dinner on your front door step?? Nat

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@greggsmeg @cfcjoe1888_ U not got nappies to change?? Sir.. No time now for footy 😋

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@natasharadio @BBCRadioScot @BBCSounds I'm in love

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@78__Rebecca Worse than a bus stop w##ker 😂😂😂😂

[Man Utd The Religion @ManUtdTheRelig]

Ooh aah Cantona 🌟 he’s the greatest centre forward the world has ever seen 🎶 #ericcantona #manutdthereligion @lookingfc @BPete1970 at the Old Nags Head