Helen $tukenborg

“Stukes”

[Helen $tukenborg @hastukes44]

In case you're feeling bad about yourself, just remember you didn't have to be photoshopped into your family chirsitmas card

[Helen $tukenborg @hastukes44]

@ashhh_bake If u don’t eat typewriter style I kindly ask you to gtfo

[Grace Pittman @egpeeee]

My work ethic https://t.co/rIDODfULz9

[AJ Cole @AJCole90]

don't let the political climate in our country distract you from the fact that Sushi Nine was supposed to open months ago

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I’m no art collector, but damnit I would love to own an original Lisa Frank.

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Hope everyone has a great day except Paolo

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I'm so glad I saw this. https://t.co/VJXXEvd3tz

[Alexandra Morin @Morin_Alex19]

If EV can make this quick of a turn around so can my life https://t.co/19tjvMP13Q

[Helen $tukenborg @hastukes44]

@plainwhite_tj Found ur first customer

[Barbadelic ☁️ @Barbadelic]

My bank account during October: Hocus Brokecus

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Now go back and read the first word of our tweets from the last three days

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.

[tom @tom_harlock]

1) sharpay evans
2) ashley tisdale in hsm 1-3
3) ryan's sister
4) the true winner of the stardazzle award
5) girl who sings bop to the top https://t.co/Jw6EQ1dRdu

[Helen $tukenborg @hastukes44]

@CloydRivers I'd like to thank not only God but Tom Cruise

[Nate Garner @natekgarner]

God gave us 2 hands so we can pet 2 dogs at once

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Hey guys... it's May.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Guess what. I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.