Bucket Hat Monk

Note to self: Twitter is a median IQ environment. Repeat as necessary.

[Bucket Hat Monk @hat_monk]

Today I learned my phone's autocorrect dictionary has an entry for "Snooki".

I guess what I'm saying is there's fame and then there's leaving a legacy.

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@BoardGeniuses Best strength and conditioning coach? In the country?!

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@BoardGeniuses The famous Walmart Visibility Index never fails. It's the only indicator you need.

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@KVanValkenburg Just in April he said the kids at the Masters par 3 tourney were a great case for birth control.

Nah, get bent. #dbag

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@3YearLetterman @KenPaxtonTX I don't know. Once TT doubled and tripled down I actually began looking forward to them losing a game as favorites after he was 9/29 and threw 2 picks.

The press conference and week after would have given many what they deserved.

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@RepJackKimble All I'll say is it comes as no surprise to me that San Recto is part of the 54th District.

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Bumping this up to @sahadevsharma and @PJ_Mooney . Would love to see a full column on this question as would others I suspect.

If you need context, compare to how Ben Johnson likely would be doing and presenting himself if the Bears were in a 1-5 stretch.

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@sahadevsharma @PJ_Mooney What is Counsell like off the record in terms of urgency and leadership? Because on the record the general vibe he gives feels like 'it is what it is and everything will work itself out over the long season'. He tends to sound like he doesn't think there's anything he can do.

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@startkyIeorton They are so undiversified they don't even own a stadium to drive adjacent revenue.

Even Ricketts figured out how to make Wrigely a revenue source day 1. For the McCaskeys where they play lands on the expense ledger.

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@anthonycdemaria "Did you not get the memo?! "

Lives forever in Chicago sports lexicon.

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@beerbabejess Not surprised you'd regret it so soon. What's your point?

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@BE_GoldenEagle @MarquetteMBB Well at least Doc Rivers knows what you really think of him.

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@ClueHeywood I feel seen.

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@jcohenap @WaddleandSilvy How does it happen once?

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@adamjahns

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@jon_greenberg 'Daily meetings'

"A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress" - A. Montapert

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@ClueHeywood Looks good. Love the Chicago blues love, solid menu but where the eff is the pizza puff?

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Hey @MerriamWebster. The @Cubs have lost 8 in a row. Is it more appropriate to say they're floundering or foundering?

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The Chicago Cubs, who opened the week with a 15-game home winning streak, their longest since 1935, go winless during their homestand and have lost 8 games in a row.
They were swept by the Houston Astros, 8-5, who came into Wrigley with a 20-31 record and MLB's worst ERA.

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@tiffffff_ The sailboat with the spinnaker up right behind it is the cherry on top.

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@GoodmanHoops Or what if you don't make the tourney now?

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@MarchMadnessMBB

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@SamOlbur Directv stream too