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thot son

[MRW @hatablockaz]

@hoka @ deckers as a long time customer & someone who is outspoken on the brand, I am disappointed to see how far you have strayed in quality. I have had 4 different pairs of Bondi 8’s and having a warranty claim denied from “wear and tear” while only having worn them 6mos is sad

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@saintgumi I knew what you meant! I’ve actually been twice, but only briefly and didn’t get to go to the garden 😭

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Time for my daily tracking update (I know it’s arriving Tuesday, and I’ve already checked 100 times).

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@2010brianwilson Bottom right corner got me. Where’s that one from?

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“What do you mean, one of them Mexican pears??”

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Started cracking up thinking about if my redneck uncle has ever had an avocado.

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What’s the German word for being worried of running into or seeing an ex when you’re in their neighborhood?

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We’ve truly hit the point of shitification of autocorrect when it corrects “when are you here?” to “when are you hear?”

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@normalmadeline This shit gonna make me cry

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@sciencegirl When William Stoner finds out Katherine Driscoll dedicated her book to him 😭

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@JayJurden When are you at either next??

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Why are my hobbies lowkey seeing what the search history is at Airbnbs.

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@Doomerzoomer Can I say something?

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Nah I saw someone named their dog “baked bean” and that feels right.

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

why white ppl never name their pets green bean casserole why it always gotta b mochi matcha or miso

[MRW @hatablockaz]

My favorite kind of around is fucking.

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@amrutha_rao_

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

Every New York business with double doors has one door that opens and one prank door that’s always locked

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I’m on the Renate train and I fear it’s a runaway.

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Using the F3 pick up line on my off line girlfriend.
Game. Set. Match.