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i’m a full-time media consumer, welcome to my office…

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@c_tviz her unironically pulling the “it was a different time” to justify pantsing a child… how is that real

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@stardewy_ this feels like the plot arc of the loser comic relief sitcom character, cannot believe he’s a real guy lmao

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knowing people genuinely hold the stance that “going out in public is automatically giving consent to be filmed and posted online” and consider it a totally normal reality is terrifying actually

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pointing out a strangers tits unprompted and going “awooga” is okay as long as i can’t get slapped for it

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tiktok users have gotten so comfortable in their echo chamber of digital catcalling, that encountering sane people evokes 19th century misogyny out of them

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my bank app just enlightened me that my ios version will no longer be supported next year so i need to get a new phone or close my fucking account… everyone can genuinely keel themselves

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“supermodels are supposed to be unreal, i don’t want to see regular bodies on the runway” you are sick in the head

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i know for a fact that the skinny epidemic is returning sheerly by the amount people that were genuinely upset at victoria’s secret for hiring models that weren’t starved

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@FILMGAINS emphasising the need to be masculine is icky enough, but saying “powerful and in control” to refer to a man’s standing in a relationship is crazyyy, would would HE need to be in control when she’s levitating him?

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@HarryPhillips15 ordering food and half the restaurants are using ai images… why the FUCK would you use ai to show me food from YOUR KITCHEN THAT YOU MAKE???

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men are so emotional

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made an very obvious joke on here using exaggerated manosphere speak but didn’t realise that if you use their language they actually think you’re serious so now they’re all mad lmao

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@brianchaley pathetic loser males were destined to die out due to natural selection so they pulled a “if i can’t have her, no one can” and begun destroying the planet in retaliation

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the best part of stranger things season 5 is when everyone starts throwing around innuendos about dick for like no reason

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@chioriis men get so mad when we don’t start crying and throwing up out of gratitude cuz they compliment us, why would i care that some guy thinks i’m pretty? waste of air

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@ziosaaa the greatest minds of our generation are being hired by mega corps just so they can fantasise more reasons to sell women crap

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@f4micom even if there are always going to be signs, i don’t wanna open my phone if i have to question and dissect every single thing i see, including the small irrelevant stuff, just pull the plug on the internet atp

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@nanobii “why doesn’t it have the feature to write prompts for you?”

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@thedrkling_ i wouldn’t be annoying about not smoking if i wasn’t forced to endure second hand smoke on a daily basis because of inconsiderate smokers

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@b777tx seeing misogynistic men weaponise that word with such violence and vitriol has put me off it all together, I don’t even use that word, why would a man?