Megan Hatch

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

Whatever the outcome of this election, what Trump did last night was anti-American and wrong.

[McKay Coppins @mckaycoppins]

Everyone is desensitized to it, but we really should be scandalized by what the president just did. It was dangerous, irresponsible, and terrible for the country. Also completely in character.

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

@VailResorts I have sent multiple emails over the past month with no response. Does twitter work any better?

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

@RickysRidge I have sent multiple emails to vail resorts over the past month with no response. Does Twitter work any better?

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

My fiancé doesn’t have Twitter, but he really really believes in its power. So, here we go.... calling on the power of the hashtag to find me an open venue on May 29th 🤞 haha #wedding #weddingvenue #weddingSLC #DoesTwitterWorkLikeThis?

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

Mom: So, tell me again why you think you’re bad at talking to boys?

Me:

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

I watched a guy watch FOUR HOURS of Bob Ross painting during my flight to SLC ✈️. How many college art credits should that be worth?

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

My mom texted the SAME wrong number two years apart and I am dying. They sent their response “with confetti” 😂

(Note: My dad was just visiting someone at the prison and the appeal was just about a property valuation)

(Note: the wrong number doesn’t know that)

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

A random stranger wearing just a T-shirt stopped to help me scrape my car windows this morning. I cried about it all the way to work. Thanks for reminding me that being kind really does make a difference. Also, weren’t you cold?

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

My little sister slept in her car in a Walmart parking lot in Southern California on HER HONEYMOON because it was cheaper than a hotel. Welcome to the family, Dallin.

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

Siblings make the best friends because they will always be there for you:)*

*Except not in July 2018 apparently.

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

Just thought of a new title for my memoir.

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

@soelsister created a fake email account to email a meme to a boy that I used to date bc we weren’t talking anymore , but I KNEW he would like the meme.

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

@brycerom @cierrabrooke @NJTRANSIT Hi Brycie-cutie!! 😘 Thanks for checking in.

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

@jennieology I don’t know you. But I feel like I get you.

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

Just found out that my dad only puts on deodorant every other day since it says “48 hr protection.” Is this a thing? Do other people do that? Pls advise.

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

Been thinking a lot about the girl who got cropped out of the cover of the new girl’s camp guide. Like, how do you think they told her?

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

@brycerom If you need another idea for getting rejected....Last month I sent matching texts to boys I used to crush on (who aren’t married/haven’t broken up with me recently). I got rejected like six times in a week and definitely feel healthier now!!! P.s. I don’t really mumble ;)

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

Still true. Happy birthday @brycerom. https://t.co/rRsWLKUjsv

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

Been your fan since day 1. Happy birthday @bryceromney

[Megan Hatch @hatch_megan]

@epyatyshev41 @bigrussia5 Он Мормон и служил на миссии в России.