Matt Hatcher

[Matt Hatcher @Hatcher78]

“You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain” #bachelorinparadiseabc

[Matt Hatcher @Hatcher78]

Should have known it was gonna be the secret story of Lebron rediscovering the greatness that was NBA Jam for the N64

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Will the plot to Space Jam 2 be the secret story of Lebron:

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@BramlettRebecca Wow okay you just gonna pretend like Into the Woods and In the Heights is the same musical? What’s next thinking it’s called Jesus Christ and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?

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@schumanistan That blind man in the cottage totally would have been his friend if not for those meddling kids

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I accidentally spilt coffee on my computer. Now it’s gonna start acting all...wired up

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Own the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

what does it look like Bob Huggins does for a living

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Between Christmas getting cancelled and now the entire country being covered in frost, I’m starting to think we may just be living in Narnia, where it’s always winter and never Christmas...I fully expect to see a flute playing faun near a lamppost soon.

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Snapchat is fixin’ to show everyone’s “1 year ago today” posts of them drinking a Corona beer captioned “fighting fire with fire” and I am here for it.

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It’s high time President John Adams had to answer for the Alien and Sedition Acts of 1798. Let’s do this thing.

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Senate Republican threatens impeachments of past Democratic presidents https://t.co/MsFVG56Imq

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@HaydenWilsonOVO Well played. Jersey Shore stands alone as the greatest reality show of all time

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Why do people bother to keep making new tv shows when we all know television peaked with New Girl Season 4? Like name a better line than “Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up.” -Winston Schmidt

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I was today years old when I learned the Apple computer is named Macintosh because that’s a type of Apple

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Childish Gambino’s new Christmas album really puts you in the Holiday spirit. 10/10 would recommend

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Hey @OANN I found evidence of election fraud. Pictures of Nancy Pelosi traveling in time to murder George Washington and steal the very first Presidency for Joe Biden

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@greg_abuhdee Excuse me Gregory, is there something you need to tell https://t.co/DoO9p7QlhX about why you keep Law & Order: Murder Police on repeat for Harper to watch? Something about serial killers being on tv maybe?

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Does liking green bean casserole a sure fire sign that you’re a serial killer?

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@gracieeek A hero with fantastic music taste, that’s who

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@ihavedoubledsyo Yes but only for doors that lead to certain doom at the fiery hands of a Balrog

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If society collapses this year, I hope we at least turn into a Lord of the Rings type society. Instead of an email, light the beacons of Gondor. Instead of crowded airports, an Eagle will come pick you up. Most importantly, the ale comes in pints

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Mentally I am here