Chris Rudd

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

The coldest Bruno Fernandes edit ever 😤🔥

[MUFC Academy @mufcacademy91]

But oh, oh… “I still believe this will be a great season for us. I’m confident we’ll be competing at the TOP. Of course, this game was just a small slip-up. It’s not ideal this early. I PROMISE YOU this will be an excellent season for us.”

😭😭

[𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩. @UnitedProp]

Mateus Fernandes:

24/25 - Southampton: relegated
25/26 - West Ham: relegated
26/27 - Spurs:

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

Disgraceful. https://t.co/ja9jtYEqrt

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Ipswich goal comes from Luke shaw being done yet again!!

Sign a fucking left back you idiots… fans have only been asking for one since the transfer window opened!

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

Voted for by the players.

[Chris Rudd @hatchet_howard]

@CharZiyanah Burnham is a diehard Toffee tho

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

The disgust of Ronaldo after meeting Infantino

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Full time review:
- Man Utd need more signings
- Intensity was so poor today
- Real slow and worry OOP
- 33% possession at half time
- Lammens very good
- Heaven been better than Maguire in pre-season
- Luke Shaw was struggling a lot
- Lack of pace in Mid/ Def is a concern
- Need someone who can cover ground in midfield, Lewis Hall and could do with more pace at CB.
- INEOS need to back Carrick, £30m net spend with a week to the season starts is a disgrace.

[Chris Rudd @hatchet_howard]

@Plettigoal Salary? 600k per week?

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

First article you find in a Resident Evil game

[Chris Rudd @hatchet_howard]

@himadri_dey16 @moradsays @realsavanti Yeah, I had thought Kane as well with all 'the return of the king' references a couple weeks ago

[Chris Rudd @hatchet_howard]

@moradsays @realsavanti Brobbey? Sunderland?

[Chris Rudd @hatchet_howard]

@lucky00000 @realsavanti The video is a bracket, then black and white headphones, then blue screen wash, then a roll of red and white tape. All to the tune of 'Wonder boy' 💪 🤔

[Chris Rudd @hatchet_howard]

@ralphineson This immediately gets you a Space Marine role in Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40k thing 🔥

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Last semi final England played before today Kobbie Mainoo put in a MOTM performance.

Playing O’rielly, an injured Reece James and Bellingham out position in pivot + Jordan Henderson over him was criminal. Why take him if you don’t trust him?

Rice injured, Henderson injured. He could have helped a lot vs Norway and given us the quality we needed to get out today vs Argentina late. Staying in a back four and Mainoo for Rice sub would’ve made a lot more sense.

[Red 🇾🇪 @RedlingMUFC]

Managers who drop Kobbie Mainoo get sacked.

Good luck in your future endeavours Thomas.

[Chris Rudd @hatchet_howard]

@realsavanti Kane?

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: In the event of the England vs. Mexico game delayed due to storms, the BBC will show a 30-minute documentary about Danny Murphy's and his cat.