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Most of y’all are muted. Will follow anything cats. #detroit #sooners #insurance

[maf @therealmaf_]

She spent weeks telling me how excited she was to open these after the baby arrived.”

The room went completely silent.

Not because she died.

But because for a second, every single person in that room could see the future she thought she still had.

And how quickly it disappeared.

I still think about those unopened gifts sometimes.

Anonymous

✍🏼 Maf 𐙚

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

When you’re determined to make the worst first impression possible https://t.co/eWbvHB670Q

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[Nae @NaesCloset]

Never understood this system where they take children from homes due to lack of funds just to pay someone else monthly to raise your kid.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

David Brooks calls Graham Platner a “moral degenerate."

Brooks left his wife of 28 years after having an affair with his research assistant, who is 23 years his junior.

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Yeah, well we painted our reflecting pool.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I don't know why any of you haters are surprised I'm the one actually engaging here.

You're the ones who've obsessively pored over the 10,000 photos, the 30,000 text messages, and the 128,000 emails from my hacked iCloud and stolen devices.

If I am anything, I am prolific.

You know what you won't find? Any of the most heinous, hateful things you keep posting about me.

What you'll find from me here is the same thing you found there.

Total transparency. Finally on my terms. Not yours.

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

This is a devastating interview.

Scott Pelley tells the NYT that Bari Weiss directly put a “thumb on the scale” for Trump over the killing of Renee Good.

Here’s his explanation of exactly what happened.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Knicks on the greatest heater in NBA history and Trump shows up and they get rattled and lose four straight … I hadn’t even considered the possibility but now that I think about it, it’s the funniest possible outcome and I am now rooting for it to happen.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Susan Rice: One interesting test will be how the Republicans respond to Bill Pulte. Here is somebody that has literally no national security and no intelligence experience. The statute says that's required by law. He has never had a security clearance. He's never touched classified material.

That kind of character with the mission that the president has overtly given him to go and find evidence of rigged elections. That's quite worrying.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Hunter Biden is going to be a big, big problem for the GOP. Listen to what he’s saying here. He literally has receipts.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Come on baby Jesus 🙏

[Barrett Linburg @DallasAptGP]

TX DPS and the Tollway authorities are having a disagreement

In the short run, TX state troopers aren’t going to patrol the Tollway anymore. And no one else does either

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

During a severe national housing affordability crisis, US banks issued risky loans to foreign buyers moving to America on temporary work visas

Then policy shifted and the tech job market turned

The end result, detailed in the New York Post:

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i too hold my boobs when im stressed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This was Paraguay’s send off ahead of the World Cup

The SEC has 24 hours to respond

[Craig Miller @junior_miller]

I'm sorry Knicks fans, but last night was your last chance to pack the house in San Antonio, because I don't think this series is coming back. Reasons:

1. 13 in a row is no Eastern Conference-fueled fluke
2. The Spurs are indeed ahead of schedule, and it has caught up with them. Experience does matter
3. Fatigue from a physical playoff run has also caught up with the Spurs
4. Mitch Johnson is still figuring it out, too. Mike Brown has a wealth of experience and is winning the coaching battle
5. The amount of Knicks fans in the stands in SA has to have unsettled the Spurs, even just a bit. Must be weird for the home team, because I've never heard anything like that in their arena before
6. KAT is having his career moment--and good for him
7. SA may be the team of the future, but NY is pretty clearly the team of the present

The NBA Cup now has a solid reputation as a predictor of the Finals!

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

i'll be honest i didn't see him at first