I Hate Those Koopalings

Get up, turn your chainsaw on!
It's time to get your power back on!

[I Hate Those Koopalings @hate_koopalings]

qrt again because I changed my mind (og pinned because)
No more banner announcements guys sorry :(

[I Hate Those Koopalings @hate_koopalings]

Welcome to my account, things you may need to heed when you scroll through here:
Banner has some event announcements (changes when I need to announce an important message)
Lots of emojis = satire!!!!!!!
I'm usually out Mon 8:50-4:00, Tue - Fri 8:50-5:00
may be more in thread

[I Hate Those Koopalings @hate_koopalings]

@ChaoticSonicFan I ain't making it through Sonic's, Tails', and Knuckles' story
the rest really depends

[I Hate Those Koopalings @hate_koopalings]

i don't usually push my own accounts but it'd be like... really fucking funny if you voted (this account's where i do the new tweets now👀)

[Kombi @KombiWuzTaken]

actually what *do* i choose for this👀

[I Hate Those Koopalings @hate_koopalings]

@jam_pizza @MatttGFX okay but

[Ethan Cloudχ @Cloud__X__]

Oh that’s Nintendo using AI

The goombas in super mario brothers use AI to move around

[E͓̽𝖙ꫝαภ @CloudZill4]

How do you get the roles wrong this badly

[zoey @ZoeyTwtsStuff]

With just the music this automatically turns into frisk undertale running around the ruins bro

[Sonic and Knuckles @locked_on1994]

Bitches be like, “what type of food do you like”
Bitch, the death egg is falling 😂😂😂😂

[I Hate Those Koopalings @hate_koopalings]

@Spegrogy @willsgardevoir this reads like an eggman post

[Pebble @le_pebble_h]

posting some actual gameplay now, most of the stuff here is gonna change cause its pretty rough LOL

[Hoppi @HoppiHoppy]

@CoaxedSnafu

[Nazo The Hedgehog @TragicCrusader]

@TheDrSTC //im fucking crying dawg

[𝙎𝙚𝙡𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙝 @EG0TISTIC4LCAT]

Watching a parody account flip to an entirely different character

[I Hate Those Koopalings @hate_koopalings]

so my recommended FINALLY started to look more relevant a-WHA

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

People in the replies asking why he sprays the explosive gel in a bat shape, as if Batman hasn't dedicated his entire life to the bit

[NormHal HueMann @normhal_hueman]

@buon_life

[Wevans odyssey @Heftypillow]

I'm sorry but trying to compare jax to wario is like trying to compare some random Bozo on the street to literal Jesus