slimy

🌈 iCarly follows me.

[slimy @hatecrimed]

we were robbed of an outrageously gay Freddie Mercury biopic 😔🌈🙏

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

This is so very sweet

[FINDO @findoland]

I have nothing to say

[kay @divamcrae_]

ellen would’ve def gotten the loudest confetti cannon she could get her hands on and then have someone jumpscare her after too

[guiga @shozume]

i have a problem with not knowing how to explain something i’ve watched or read without sounding like this

[slimy @hatecrimed]

still alive B)

[໊ @faewings]

guests are coming over…. bring out the fine dining

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

Saying "It's just like Silent Hill" everytime its foggy isn't cringe, it's cool and fun and i'm tired of pretending it's not.

[slimy @hatecrimed]

@kurtisconner you were in my dream!!!!!! You were going to distribute cupcakes at a school (yeah idk) and I really wanted to join you, but you would only let me if I promised to be a vegetarian for a week aaaaabbvsv

[slimy @hatecrimed]

@transcendOCE Holy eyesores

[slimy @hatecrimed]

@hotcistakes This is so spicy I can’t wrap my head around the mental gymnastics

[Lumpy Louise @LumpyLouish]

Isn't this called "protection money" in mob terms?

[slimy @hatecrimed]

@pseudogem SILENCE, C U S T O M E R

[RICO NASTY @riconasty]

Am i allowed to laugh Bc

[slimy @hatecrimed]

@VanigliaRy I think this is kinda normal (but I can only speak for my own brain) and I sometimes refer to myself as “we”, or “you” depending on what I’m telling myself.

[slimy @hatecrimed]

@persianthoughtz @elliexer when I was in HS my immigrant parents kept asking me whether I “passed” or “failed” the SAT and when I couldn’t give them a straight answer you can imagine how they took it

[slimy @hatecrimed]

@pseudogem was telling me about how easy it is to make cheese.... the dairy industry (or Big Cow, if you will) doesn’t want us to know these secrets. I’m this👌 close to selling black market mozzarella