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Everyone needs a bad influence in their life, that's why I'm here. |NJ•Italy| ✈️

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

@Wendys Whoever runs this account deserves a raise!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

5 years ago today, Derek Jeter walked it off in his final game at Yankee Stadium.

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

Does anyone else remember that bitch who ate her tampon or is it just me?? Also why are these my Monday morning thoughts?????

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

I can’t hate my profile picture even if I tried!

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

I forgot how to tweet!!!!!!! Again!!!! All my twitting privileges should be revoked!

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

@IlhanMN Please, don’t speak on a day where you quoted to thousands of plus people, “Some people did something.” We will never forget September 11th. We will always never forget in your eyes “some people did something”

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

Honestly- mimosas.

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

What is the neighbor number challenge?!? Please explain this!

[Eden Elizabeth @edyz243]

I can't wait to have my own place one day that I can decorate all to my specifics. Gonna be sick as hell

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Umm @nlyonne teaching Amy Poehler how to do a Natasha Lyonne impression?? What did I do to deserve this?!

[haran @hyunandra]

this whole convo im in Tears

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Oh yeah, Spicy Nuggets come back in a month.

[White Claw @WhiteClaw]

*crack*
*splash*
*fizzle*

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

Me: “I’m such a selfish bitch- I feel bad for people who need to use SPF 30+”

Also me: “let me use straight tanning oil on my skin and get cancer.”

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

@GbBegg Some stupid shit I’ve seen online with their socks on in the toilet or walking thru puddles like no

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

I have a mother fuckin question..... why in the fuck are people putting their feet in toilets saying how long can you last?! BITCH, you’re the problem in today’s day and age! Fuck

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

Wow... what the fuck is Twitter?!?!?!?

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

Shannon: “what do you want to do tonight?”

Me: “psh get wasted!”

Random Irish Chick: “I love you.”

God Ireland is great!

[Dead To Me @deadtome]

Prepare to be read to filth.

[catnip @hatefulcat23]

3 days until I reach London and Ireland with my best friend! I couldn’t be more excited!!!