Rodney Hatfield Jr.

Freelance writer
Author
Instigator
Bum
Liar
Couch Einstein
Aspie
Humorist
Minarchist
Panic/Anxiety Disorder
Hypochondriac
ADHD
OCD
Sensory sensitivity
Haphephob

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

Every 10 years, the Pen and Quill Society, a group dedicated to the art of storytelling, hosts "The Contest." 10 contestants are invited to a competition where they must read their original horror stories aloud to the group for a million dollars and life. https://t.co/3n01oqwZob

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

My retirement plan is simple, work until I drop and let the government figure out the rest.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

Got an email. Broke the top 100 in two categories. Heck yeah, I'll take it.
Now go buy it for Christmas presents.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

I don’t have trust issues. I just have a PhD in “I’ve seen how this ends.”

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

https://t.co/Vwz2jP5CDC

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

I am not going to lie, my handwriting went to the 4th grade and quit school.

However, my keyboarding skills is like Usain Bolt on meth.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

"There have been no good books under 50k"

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Great Gatsby
Fight Club
Fahrenheit 451
Red Badge of Courage
Shattered
Slaughterhouse-Five
Lion The Witch & the Wardrobe
The Outsiders
Old Yeller
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
A Christmas Carol

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

Mine formed a band, and the genre is existential dread metal.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

A blend of dark fantasy, supernatural & mystery.

The Hideaway Lodge is a secluded & secure retreat that caters to creatures of all kinds, from vampires & werewolves to ghosts & goblins. The lodge is run by Trevor, the efficient & dedicated manager.

https://t.co/GvKMACUogV

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

The Ultimate Horror Showdown of Ultimate Terror https://t.co/y65RlzykQD via @YouTube

Who will be the winner?

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

What if the most important moments in life are the ones no one ever notices?

In a quiet town called Present, Pastor Cris Noel wakes up each morning with the same simple thought: another day alive. https://t.co/as0eVycsPH

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

Here's my install link for Raid: Shadow Legends. Get it through this link and both of us will get some free stuff to boost us along! https://t.co/qMbgeoo77M

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

Got an email. Broke the top 100 in two categories. Heck yeah, I'll take it.
Now go buy it for Christmas presents.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

My retirement plan is simple, work until I drop and let the government figure out the rest.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

Success is climbing the ladder only to find out it leans against the wrong building and the building is on fire.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

Suicide is never the answer.

But sometimes it feels like the only way to stop the group chat notifications.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

@funcartun Nah we were just not dumb enough to do the thing we saw
They were stopped showing because they made weapons familiar. Easier to make a person comply when the sight of a gun gives them a panic attack. Popeye is bad because he didn't run to an authority figure for help.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

Work hard so you can retire early and enjoy your golden years of doctor visits and regret.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

My therapist says I have trust issues, I told her I trust the reaper more than most people I know.

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

Download #RAIDShadowLegends and get a free Legendary Champion! https://t.co/qMbgeoo77M #RaidChase

[Rodney Hatfield Jr. @hatfield23686]

By tapping this link, you can join the Telerian Homecoming & earn bonuses from your Mentor by completing Quests: https://t.co/egqrdZ9UoA