Hatless Hank

Professional knee driver, 200 cold calls a day, top 2% milk drinker in the world, knows 40 digits of pi, D1 crash out

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@rumiiihere Alliantgroup

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Took a while but huge preesh @CookOut

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@innoutburger @CookOut come to Louisiana please

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@chefsevenn Milk

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@TortoiseCosta Did this guy know the setlist?

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@JeffDuncan_ @cbert71 @NOLAnews Ouch, large bucket of balls about to be $25!

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@JeffDuncan_ @cbert71 @NOLAnews Who paid for renovations, Liv or city park? Scared range balls are gonna be even more expensive than they already are

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@theepicmap Ain’t shit down in fourchon besides ports and one gas station with absurdly overpriced boudin balls and meat pies

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Safe passage to the Gulf, New Orleans

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i wonder if ive ever bought milk from the same cow twice

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Happy bicycle day!

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If you drive a ford explorer as a normal person and not a cop, you should be executed by firing squad

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@tweeth_mitchell Bryson -15

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@golfingwxman @top100golf Montauk Downs in would like to have a word

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“Men used to do this, men used to do that”. Do you really think any of those men woulda did that shit if they had a PS5 and a cart?

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Firm believer that any drink besides water, milk, or alcohol is a waste of money

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@MWPutters @bosabarks @Htown_tigah @longwrongdong

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@Chuck_HammerPGA Overrated: Arrowhead GC
Underrated: Sedona GC
Perfectly Rated: Bethpage Black

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@alltimegoober Unfortunately my golf game is the reason for this tweet baskin

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Having a quarter life crisis. What absurd hobby should I pick up? Biker gang, skating, full on wook, any other ideas?