hai b

[hai b @hatrgrl]

why jonbenet’s parents are my main suspects in the case of her murder: a thread

[. @YouGotItFam]

Midnight Hammer is a freaked out operation name. No surprise from this administration

[💗 @ma1ybe]

How it feels to not be obsessed with an emotionally immature, low effort man, not waiting for a text back, not having my day ruined by 7pm

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

I bet you if Trump met Luigi Mangione in person he would pardon him

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Trump is asking the Supreme Court for the legal power to starve American families. Let that sink in.

[⋆˚࿔ @Indenials6]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...
okaycanyouseeit?

[BO @bo_austin_]

very gay

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[Julia @jquadddddd]

Sent a document to my boyfriend’s work email so he could print it for me and got colleague-zoned

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

“That totally was a Nazi salute that Elon did by the way. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.”

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was betrayed by a member of his inner circle?

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

This South Park episode is gonna be so good

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

What do you mean you don’t love each other anymore