Jeff Hattis

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx 1. Jonathan Smith not only will not be fired, but will win 10 games next season because JBatt will use half his buyout money to fund a decent roster.

2. Izzo is a 6’7 shooter away from a natty.

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@Graham_Couch @go_green1998 Is there any chance tre comes back from the portal if Jase goes pro?

[Football @BostonConnr]

Bet that little bitch Punxsutawney Phil didn’t know March would start early this year

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx @pureoptionsmi Bonus: Graham I don’t care what you have to do, but this fanbase craves a column on Jeff Smoker. Make it happen

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx @pureoptionsmi This could be Izzo’s best overall team since the 2000 natty. Dare I say matchup proof graham?

[Senator Lana Theis @SenLTheis]

It’s 1:45 a.m., and here’s what’s happening in Lansing:

While residents across the state are sound asleep, I’m sitting on the Senate floor watching my Democrat colleagues rush through dozens upon dozens of unvetted bills under the cover of night. Most of these bills never had a single committee hearing or a shred of testimony—neither in the House nor the Senate.

Now, because the House has already adjourned, Senate Democrats are forced to pass these bills exactly as they came over, or they won’t make it to the governor’s desk. This isn’t just lame duck craziness—it’s legislative malpractice.

No member, and not even staff, truly understands the full impacts of these bills. This isn’t deliberation, and it sure isn’t transparency. It’s pure partisan madness by the Democrats, and the people of Michigan deserve better.

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

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[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx @SkymintCannabis 1. Izzo is going to lose at least one more guy to the portal this off-season.

2. This baseball season is going to be brutal. Al Avila should have been shot out of a cannon when Dembrowski left.

3. Mel Tucker will win B1G coach of the year in the next two seasons.

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx @SkymintCannabis 1. Izzo is going to continue his F U tour all the way to Houston.

2. Izzo will win one more title before he retires.

3. Carson Cooper has more upside than Jaxon Kohler. This is going to lead Kohler to the portal at the end of the season.

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx @SkymintCannabis 1. The Big Ten will prove its worth with 4 sweet sixteen teams.

2. Mel Tucker having a revolving DLine room is what will cost him 5 star talent where he needs it most.

3. The lions will be last place in the NFC North next season.

[Schem @TheSchemWow]

So much is said about how this man acts on the sideline & what he says in interviews. But he is without a doubt the best possible leader to have at our university. Blessed to have learn from this incredible coach and human being.

Go Green forever.

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx @SkymintCannabis 1. Mel Tuckers recruiting brovato has lost all its steam.

2. The transfer portal is wild

3. I need more Izzo

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @groovy_donuts @FireKeepers Why did so many people doubt Izzo’s decision not to go into the portal this off-season? He has a proven track record of developing bigs. ie: Suton, Costello, Grey, Schilling, Tillman, and so on

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @SkymintCannabis 3. Harbaugh being able to put together a strong team after the clown show of an off-season he had makes MSU’s season even harder to stomach. Mel Tucker has to do better.

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @SkymintCannabis 1. This absolute pile of garbage, dog shit that is the Detroit Lions is not acceptable and something needs to change. Dan Campbell’s seat needs to be getting hot.

2. I’m concerned about MSU basketball. Tom izzo not doing anything special for Midnight Madness is concerning.

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @SkymintCannabis Bonus: Mel Tucker owes me $225 for tickets, parking, and food. That performance was pitiful and that is unacceptable for yr 3.

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @SkymintCannabis 1. Dan Campbell’s poor game management skills will cost him his job.

2. Mel Tucker owes his 9.5 mil salary to K9. It’s going to be a rough season.

3. The people calling for Hazelton’s head need to realize Mel Tucker is a defensive guy too. He needs to be just as accountable.

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @SkymintCannabis 1. Katin Houser will be the starting QB by the Michigan game.

2. Spartans are still a 10-2 team

3. Scott Frost is hot garbage

Bonus: Tom Izzo = GOAT

[Jeff Hattis @hattis_jeff]

@couchandtherube @SkymintCannabis 1. Scott Frost will be the first coach fired this season

2. If Ricky White doesn’t have to transfer, he would’ve led the big ten in receiving.

3. Desmond Howard must be skymints biggest customer. That guy was on the moon yesterday with his CFP picks.