christina

big boy, little league

[christina @hattmaile]

Just changed the trajectory of a Lush employee’s shift when I forgot about the 57 empty vapes at the bottom of the recycled cartons

[christina @hattmaile]

Neurotypical people be like I’m going to the grocery store

[christina @hattmaile]

Fuck I fucking love Prof I will never stop loving @Profgampo

[christina @hattmaile]

Neurotypical people be like I’m going to the grocery store

[christina @hattmaile]

There’s always at least one employee at the holiday party asking the bartender, at the place it’s held at, if they’re hiring.

It’s me.

[christina @hattmaile]

I miss my cat so fucking bad man

[christina @hattmaile]

Next time someone says turn around I’m gonna do a handstand now NOBODY steal my idea !!!!!!!

[officer christ @HugeTits96]

The fart who cried shit

[christina @hattmaile]

Put a whammy bar on my keyboard, then we’ll talk

[christina @hattmaile]

Hey cut it out stop buyin those fuckin things

[christina @hattmaile]

@holzembl13 As professional weed smokers, we’d crush this fucker so bad

[juuj @fruityjuuj]

Man, I gotta eat 2 packs of fruit snacks about this…

[christina @hattmaile]

So birds are definitely trying harder to get hit by cars, no?

[christina @hattmaile]

@HaileNation Oh no doubt

[christina @hattmaile]

Holy Hannah! - white people

[nya 🦋 KC HATERS ZIMBABWE @lesbianchansoo]

turn the lights down NOW
NOW i take you by the HAND
HAND you another DRINK
DRINK it if you CAN
CAN you spend a little TIME

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

my job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad

[christina @hattmaile]

@HugeTits96 Or the particularly weave-crafty

[christina @hattmaile]

Jane Fonda will cure cancer and Rashida Jones has the formula to reverse aging hidden in her ass