dingding aka lala

I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice. Corporate Majdoor. avg stonks enthu 24, he/him.

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

I open Twitter
I see 2-3-4 people having some conversation in a thread
I open the thread
I read the whole thread
I get entertained
I like their tweets
So if you're wondering why is there this guy randomly liking your conversation, in my defense- It showed up on my TL 🤷‍♂️

[Sanjana @herecomsthesan]

we should turn off AI for a week to see if people's brains still work

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

daily cab se aata hun, aur sunscreen laga ke aata hun. bc aaj bike se aaya aur aaj hi sunscreen nahi lagaya 🥸🙂

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

@shutupnaina 720 ki beer? 😭😭

[S🐼N @engels_investor]

Thanks @airindia for merging that annoying Vistara fleet who were always on time and made me panic whenever I was getting late for the airport because of cab or public transport issues. Now I can relax with #AirIndia knowing that my flight will definitely get delayed more than me

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

@shutupnaina kingfisher mei kya dikkat hai bhai, itni sahi beer toh hai 😭😭😭

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

@20_1NM this reminds me of this one black scorpioN I saw exiting the parking lot today, during lunch. driven by a woman and the confidence with which she was driving it around was just next level.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Massive hike in #petrol prices is a prime example of the failure of Congress-led UPA. This will put a burden of hundreds of crores on Guj.

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

@sunsetwalkwithu If I was in Mumbai, I would definitely have been in!!

[Varun Kumar Rana @VarunKrRana]

Gymkhana Club defenders are acting like the government is shutting down an Olympic training facility that produced 40 gold medalists. I didn’t realize 'lifting scotch' was considered a sport.

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

Indians are probably the only people who will mock you instead of supporting you when you demand basic infrastructure, basic necessities, and accountability from the government. No wonder this mess never ends.

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

@shrutijaiswaal I'm just curious, how? 😭

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

this train journey is gonna serve as a reminder for me as to why I always preferred busses on this route over trains!

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

lode ke vishwguru bane hai hum. a train journey which is supposed to be of 5 and a half hours, is already delayed by almost 2 hours before the journey even begins. aur pata nahi kahe baat ka praise gaate rehte hai hum log, the avg speed of the train journey is not even 50km/hour

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

@shutupnaina for real?

[dingding aka lala @hattoridingding]

@sunsetwalkwithu hey!

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

US is sending green card applicants back to India.
Thailand has removed the 60-day visa-free entry.
It's thrilling to see the whole world bending over backwards to cater to Modi-ji's request that Indians avoid foreign travel.

[Ritesh @mayberitesh]

Mf I thought Off Campus is some TVF series about college placements😭😭😭
Wtf is this

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

At Heathrow airport check-in I was asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

I answered, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"🤔

[Red Flag @RicinBean]

Never faked a medical emergency for office leave.
Rabb di mehr nal genuine hi aundiya rahiyan lmfao.