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she/her, 26 • as alex albon once said, "i am good. i am good. i am better than everyone. let's relax."

[kay! ☕️ @swiatekology]

uber

[hats 🌻 @hattrickamelia]

Laura Mulvey should be allowed to kill three people a day

[kc¹⁶³³ @sempresixteen]

one of the most perfect example of the female gaze (a vision, possibility, etc) vs the male gaze (literally what their eyes see) i have ever seen and it was delivered by *checks notes* a random photo dump by charles leclerc on twitter dot com

[cas 🐧🐩 @campbelIbain]

the c on macklins jersey stands for Child Captain and the a on sids jersey stands for Adult Captain

[lei 🧘‍♀️ paigriotic 🪽 @katemartinlov3r]

OH INJECT ITTTTTT

[j @thearkvi]

Jennifer Azzi was selected by the Detroit Shock with the 5th overall pick in the 1999 WNBA Draft. The franchise later relocated to Tulsa and then to Arlington, Texas, where it became the Dallas Wings. Last night, Azzi Fudd was chosen as the No. 1 overall pick by the Wings.

[hats 🌻 @hattrickamelia]

the thing about lorde is that there are fair critiques but if you write pure heroine at age 16 you get to do whatever you want forever

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

if I were the Omelas child I would simply vote for progressive Democrats in key races

[cass ☆ comms open! @robocentrics]

I was rooting for canada but nothing beats seeing nathan mackinnon miserable im sorry. this is really good

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

your first draft isn't perfect? what? that's weird. i've never heard of that happening before. maybe you should give up

[hats 🌻 @hattrickamelia]

all this fighting for both talarico or crockett to lose by 10+ points. what if instead we focused on any of the 7ish tossup seats lol

[hats 🌻 @hattrickamelia]

very funny that the texas senate dem primary is this contentious considering that a democrat will never win that seat in my lifetime or the next

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

"I identify with the main character" no. Characters are a fantasy propagated by big realism to distract you from the novel's form. Wake up

[hats 🌻 @hattrickamelia]

they’ve elected a new second seat

[RBR Daily @RBR_Daily]

🚨 White smoke was seen coming out of the pit lane area.

[@Nachez98]

[hats 🌻 @hattrickamelia]

what chaos vindicated

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

i'm addicted to those quinn hughes videos where he looks like he witnessed the bombing of dresden

[hats 🌻 @hattrickamelia]

posting this comparison should send you directly to prison and also resurrect heath ledger to be your arresting officer

[ellie ʚɞ @hollyslostshoe]

just saying

[hats 🌻 @hattrickamelia]

wnba app notif telling me that i, a wings fan, can now relive the best moments from the 2025 season. I won’t be doing that

[reid @netminding]

macklin celebrini is edited like an indie coming of age movie character that dies in the third act and connor bedard is edited like a tricked out honda civic

[hats 🌻 @hattrickamelia]

this is fantastic but the jenna bush name drop knocked me on my ass

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

I love all my children equally, of course, but this is honestly one of my favorite pieces we've published in a long while. So funny, so insightful, and the definitive essay on romantasy. https://t.co/5YK0vCkQRZ