Michelle Haug

Aerospace Engineer, former SAR dog handler, artist, would-be novelist, proud pagan, farmer, and cancer survivor!

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@WholesomeMeme It’s Fizzgig!!!!

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Well it took me 3 months, but I finally finished it! Definitely the hardest puzzle I’ve ever done. All 2000 pieces of it. I don’t know if I can bring myself to put it away.

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Finally finished my @DrStrange fanart. I got a little tired of scratching out window panes… but it was a labor of love!

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@s8n My dog is dying, can you make sure he goes to the part of heaven where everything is made of food and there are plush squirrels everywhere?

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@kidmandalore @texasroadhouse No, those are the embassies.

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This is the first time anyone’s “drink water” post actually made me do it.

[Satan @s8n]

drink water you dehydrated bitch

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@NotTheClick I’m not gay but I don’t know what to do with myself anymore I just want to be a man and I don’t want to be a woman.

Uhhh. Damn. Apparently my phone thinks I’m trans…

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@NotTheClick Omg click found inspirobot! I’m so excited about where this is going…

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@kidmandalore @0koiii @larianstudios I never didn’t believe you… I just… don’t play games that require an attention span anymore.

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@dog_feelings This was when he had just learned to do it and didn’t know his days of the week yet.

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@dog_feelings A few years back, we were still getting the Sunday paper delivered. I taught my dog to fetch it for a cookie. He 100% knew when it was Sunday. Every other morning when let out, he would just go pee. Sundays he would race down the driveway.

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So I’ve gotten into leatherworking recently. Made a few things, armor, quiver.. but what I really love is leather art. Went to @tandyleather today for some advice on tools to help me get more detail, and all three workers said “Holy crap, WHY?”

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@WholesomeMeme He’s taking pictures, he needs them for scale.

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@WholesomeMeme A few years ago, my work did a charity drive where you bought these guys for like $5, and then we all dropped them from the third floor in the atrium towards a target on the ground floor. Whoever got their dude closest to the target got a prize. It was really fun.

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@WholesomeMeme Yup, you are a villain. Because the person driving slow in front of you was my teenage daughter who is just learning how to drive, and you being on her ass scared the shit out of her. Way to be cool.

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@NotTheClick 600 posts a day but 500 of them are ads…

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Art by Malin @madebymaIin

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@BAMFpodcast @FaintingGames @DriveThruRPG Sweet!

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@BAMFpodcast @FaintingGames @DriveThruRPG OMG you actually did it! This is awesome. 😂 can’t wait to read it!

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@NewtownPlayers I had tickets to today’s afternoon show! It was a hoot! 👏👏👏