Spider Webs

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

@hungsolo713 what movie is this?

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

@hungsolo713 thanks that makes sense :)

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

When someone texts me asking "what u doing now?", for once I'd like to be honest and say "I'm naked and watching porn ,hbu?"

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

@hungsolo713 no matter how many times listen to that track I still don't understand what that lyric means,any idea?

[J's_Soul @thunderinmysoul]

Sometimes, part of a great love is to just spare them of your troubles & worries...because there's nothing they could do about them anyway.

[♡ @throwbackcutie]

I want to cuddle with you but I also want to choke on your cock

[Dana DeArmond @danadearmond]

Should I masturbate before I go to the gynecologist so I don't cum during my exam?

Porn has me real confused about how stuff actually works

[jacquelin @viciousbabydoll]

My left eye twitches when I'm asked "Where do you see yourself in 10 years?" Motherfucker, please. I didn't even think i'd live this long.

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

2017 Year Of The JUGGALO!!! Once in a lifetime Feb 17th 2017. #WHOOPWHOOP #mmmwcl4l @icp @tweetmesohard

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

@theboydp @crunchenhanced @introvertliving @introvertdear

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't stop to ask directions.

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

Which came first? The chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster came first

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

I rub my eyes when i get up in the morning? Because i don't have balls to scratch.

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

Those small bumps around my nipples? They are Braille for "suck here."

[Introvert Life @IntrovertLiving]

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[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

What do you call it when you not sure about something and you have no desire to question it ,you just content in the moment?

[Sana @_inkandpaper]

come to me wild with rage in your eyes and oceans on your spine and i will kiss every inch of you with utmost smoothness of my lips

[Spider Webs @Hauntedbumps]

@crunchenhanced when you say "get" ,you mean receiving?