🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸

196 in Dog Years / Canada / SFX makeup artist / Amateur ghost hunter

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

I'm tough, I'm mean, I'm rough

Just say the safe word when you've had enough ⛓️

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

What they need to do is stop changing the classic look for a lot of shit, you can make it better without overly changing it

[GAARY @GaaryWrld]

Moi je veux bien que l'animation soit différente, que les personnages vieillissent mais je suis désolé ce n'est pas le Shrek que j'ai connu sur 4 films 💀

Le design du personnage est bien trop différent de ce qu'on a connu...

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

50 DAYS UNTIL IM SHAKING MY ASS IN THE FOREST TO SOME NASTY BASS BABY LETS GOOOOOOO

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

I dont wanna turn 29 cause then I have to take "196 in dog years" out of my bio 😒

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

Like can you fucking read dude

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

I love how they can literally send out a letter from management saying that after school activities need to be done and out of the school 30 mins before us and then the principle still says "oh well they can stay until 8:15"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

Everyone always asks me how I foster animals without keeping them and now I can just show them this:

This cat has been here less than 12 hours, terrified and previously deprived of love and he decided to crawl down and into my lap all by himself bc he knows hes safe 🥹

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

"Fuck Chat BPD"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

"Hot dog vape water"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

"Thats a g string with a b note"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

"Dont fight the bag"

"No, my nose fights the bag"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

"Do you know my neighbor Evan? Probaly not cause he was a crack head"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

"What are they gonna do to him?? Play with his computer?"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

"Im gonna orgasm all over this"

"It looks like someone already did"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

"Fuckin titties, titty fuckin"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

"Dill pickle dick"

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

I have a feeling halsey has WAYY more planned than just a tour, the new visuals, the profile change, literally edging us with these little hints like WHAT ARE YOU UP TO MOTHER

[alina 🐞 @lastofthetricks]

lonely is the muse might genuinely be the best song ever made

[staci ✭ @adoreheavens]

♱⃓ the girl in the tower ♱⃓

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

June is the worst warm month cause fucking JUNE BUGS

[🕸haunted🌹hostess🕸 @hauntedhostess]

I get my newest foster cat saturday and he is deaf and blind, I dont know how he survived on the streets for so long 😭