evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim

🏳️‍⚧️ he/it, 25 ⚰️ theme park vampire 🦇 lock n roll's bravest parking attendant 🤟🎸🏚🛎

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

cesabat and ashbug ★

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

"i look like i'm selling newspapers."

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

they got trapped

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

i normally love the muppets but they fucking gentrified my alleyway. get this shit OUT of my dad rock coaster!!!

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

i miss when my coaster was good

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

i'm god's most favourite princess so guests gave me a diet coke for being so sweetieful

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

@fragi1eang3l could be waxing i guess???

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

do you think they make the eddies shave their arms or no

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

fit to tell people to take off their hats for 6 hours

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

ive had the misfortune of seeing tarzan at disney and that poor schmuck was smooth as a dolphin and they weren't even putting oil and fake blood all over him

[🎃👻Jeanne Loves Horror👻🎃 @1carolinagirl]

The Crow (1994) 🎬

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

@fragi1eang3l they shouldnt make you work when you could go to hhn instead

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

i should have let leslie kill me with a bolt gun i dont wanna work in the morning tomorrow

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

anyway. eddie playlist be upon you. https://t.co/BJNsaCcGbr

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

tomorrow is ash's birthday so im making us another set of matching bracelets

[TNA Wrestling @ThisIsTNA]

ERICK REDBEARD IS WITH SYX!!! #TNABoundForGlory @ErickRedBeard

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

like yes i can do it on spotify but it isnt the same... does not take as much effort...

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

i wish 8tracks still functioned how it used to. i miss spending 5 hours on a playlist

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

roll the clip

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

well. and horror nights.

[evan ⭕️ chainsaw murder victim @hauntedhousez]

the only benefit of working mornings is i can actually get dinner out places