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|| just here to say things into the void || 🛸

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

At a certain point shut up.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

AI. IS. ACTIVELY. KILLING. THE. PLANET. AND. CHATGPT. IS. MAKING. YOU. STUPID.

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

Me losing all my humor and social skills the moment someone I don’t know joins the conversation

[Cats with tongue out @CatsTongueOut]

Dandelion beard

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Every day is a new and wonderful opportunity to look like absolute shit.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.

[owlylly𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @owlylly]

thinking about david lynch

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

LOL 🤣

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

when i call my cat fat, i am not fatshaming him. in fact, i am fatpraising him.

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch

[FOFOQUEI @fofoquei]

CURIOSIDADE: Fêmeas de polvo chegam a arremessar pedras e conchas contra machos excessivamente insistentes.

[b @hauntslashbex]

just wondering if there was some call from the racist, bigoted, homophobic, chauvinistic sectarians to start this movement… cuz nothing surprises me anymore.

[b @hauntslashbex]

crowd sourcing: anyone working in the mental health industry notice an uptick in patients demanding to know the specific denomination/sexual orientation of providers and also demanding their direct contact information? or is this an anomaly at my job/in my region?

[Kathy S @ksandnfam]

Count on it.

[Kyle Gallner @KyleGallner]

Walk-in showers are bullshit. Put a door on the damn thing.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stephen Colbert is wearing a tan suit at the Obama Presidential Center grand opening! 🤣💙

[GraceLynn @FullOfGraceUS]

When he was a fat slob and couldn't hold a job he pimped her out and she paid for his music career.
Then he turned Ultra Maga, lost the weight with drugs, and wants to trade her in for a younger woman.

I say it all the time, the harder they thump the bible, the more depraved they are. He's probably going to drop a gospel album while sleeping with teenagers.