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I could have sworn I had an attic.

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I want to say ick before I feel it

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are trees mushrooms given time to grow

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Mentally, I’m a quesadilla.

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We are a year away from paying people to pick up dropped mics

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what motivated frogger to cross all those freeways

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Do escape rooms offer legit escape from this shit

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Always save the draft. Might be wrong window.

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How does blockchain work is it like a scan of your eyeball

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Plastic surgery on ears is next and gonna look like a Lexus

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Is god okay with bridges I feel like he didn’t plan for this

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Can I enter the witness protection program as a volunteer

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So, an airport named after a superspreader?

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I’m chewing sounds rn

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I feel like I’m Abrey plaza and trying to prove me wrong is an attack

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Approaching a sandwich with extreme caution

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End game Mary J Blige.

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If I contact another universe will I know the right toilet for my penthouse

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If I gift myself to someone are they legally required to care for me

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If 2020 was a car model

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I think I might be reverse engineered