notsobroke

poker player. slot degen. 🤞🙏🙈

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@mitrajoon246071 I once smacked a pizza pizza out the hands of a guy who was the amateur BBJ world champion.

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@LilithPoker @Angelajordison As someone who has been at the center of much media scrutiny you'd think you'd give him some grace. The main event as with any poker tournament is filled "undeserving winners." That's the game thought you'd have figured this out by now.

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@AAGCOLOUR @JeffPassan Why would you trade for a guy who gets paid 30 million dollars and has averaged less 15 starts the last 8 years.

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@pokerorg Poker rooms should have chip cleaning free rolls. Come in and clean chips get to play in free roll. So sick of disgusting chips. Best the about the pandemic was there was never a public bathroom without soup and poker chips were cleaned daily.

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@opskyliez @iadkeys @grok What happened to you lips. Did you run into a wall.

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@SavagePoker @kwansfull Summer dealer: “one million two hundred eighty four thousand two hundred.”

All in player: "No it looks like it's about two hundred and eighty seven thousand. How did you come up with that number?"

Summer dealer:

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@Killerrocky @ClubWPTGold Worst tournament on the site. Only one way to play it. MLR spin it up. Go all in every hand until you hust or pull top bounty. If you pull top bounty close your computer.

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@VogelerColby The question is how did you get 100 BbS in with your hand?

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@kwansfull @WSOP @Kevmath @Ali_Nejad @NickSchulman Randomly got the US Open of pool in my YT stream one day. Nick Shulman was commentating. Watched the whole thing because of his glorious voice.

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@tbspoker1 @martinkabrhell @WSOP "The game is the game" as brother Mouzone would say.

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@tbspoker1 @martinkabrhell @WSOP Meh... I would describe it as bearable. Sorry for the slow roll. I KOd you with the KJo took me a minute to realize how how small the rejam was. KJo maybe shouldn't have even been opened there.

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@Baudib1 @JamieKerstetter @NickSchulman @CaitlinComeskey @Joeingram1 @Kevmath 2 out of ain't bad.

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@tobyasky D da

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@DrewPavlou It's okay... look how American fans acted during Ryder Cup. We have little room to criticize.

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@Matro25CANADA @HausenKS So many Mexicans in America. They are our friends, our neighbors and our co-workers. They love football and they brought their love of the game to America. I would root for Mexico over America in a world cup finale because it would mean more to them than to me any day.

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@cuntycakes123 @AllInBritney I wish I had tits I could leverage.

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@alek2913 @lex_ordo_ @milkyy_tweets You never once heard any of the Walton family make a gripe about welfare.

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@Burrow_Szn_ @PokerNews @DougPolkVids @LodgePokerClub At least state that you reached out for comment.

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@pokerheadrush I always ask someone whom seeking advice about poker from if they can summarize their strategy into 2 sentences. If they insist it's too complicated I'll give them 5. I've yet to find one person who has given a good answer.

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@djmacjr But you can only look at 1 card per street.