Jake

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:

[Jake @hauserjake]

Do I cash my Wyndham Clark winners bet or let it ride? I haven’t been able to watch the round this morning. #USOpen

[Jake @hauserjake]

There’s no way you watch this tape and say Pearsall was a bad draft pick. Homie just gotta figure out how to stay on the field and he’s gonna do numbers.

[Witness King James @WITNESSKJ]

If you think LeBron’s 8-year Laker tenure has been a failure, that means you also believe that Giannis’ 13-year Bucks tenure and Jokic’s 11-year Nuggets tenure have also been failures:

LeBron’s Lakers: 1 CHIP, 1 WCF, 1 FMVP

Giannis’ Bucks: 1 CHIP, 1 WCF, 1 FMVP

Jokic’s Nuggets: 1 CHIP, 1 WCF, 1 FMVP

(via @getnickwright)

[Coach John @Sauce_MacKenzie]

Steph Curry miss the Playoffs niggas turn into grief counselors. LeBron James get swept in the 2nd round by the world champs at 42 years old and be called a choker. Yall need therapy man

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Being an INTROVERT with extroverted jobs is exhausting as fuck.

[Greg @iambarstoolgreg]

When your friend drinking water tonight says it’s time to go home

[rave* @rareblurs]

congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Jake @hauserjake]

@ButcherBoy415 They have said Morris likes running 5 man fronts in certain scenarios. Could be some big changes coming to the wide 9 thought process.

[jgrover1533 @jgrover1533]

Fans calling this a bad draft.

Why?

We all knew they’d go Edge, WR ect.

Is it because it’s not the names ESPN or your favorite podcaster told you about.

Again it’s crazy we have to repeat this but your favorite podcasters board doesn’t match the teams board

#49ers

[Jake @hauserjake]

This years draft for the 49ers is exactly what they did last year. draft for immediate replacement of players lost rather then BPA. Worked out last year so hopefully it does this year as well 🤷🏽‍♂️ may have reached on Black but seems great in pass pro and Shanny loves that in RBs

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

It would take the strength of The Avengers to remove my tongue from that 55 year old anus

[PAIN @Xommanders]

Mike vrabel to Diana Russini after she lied about AJ getting traded to the patriots.

[Underdog @Underdog]

The Wizards to Bam Adebayo after holding him to 14 points

[Jake @hauserjake]

Listen 83 points is insane but I can’t believe Bam still talking about this like he’s on some goat shit. He was 36-43 at the line 😭😭

[Ginger @HandyGingerGal]

This movie was trash, and I'm tired of people pretending it wasn't.

[Jason Aponte @JasonAponte2103]

Couldn’t find two million dollars for White?

[Jake @hauserjake]

Greenlaw brought so much juice… we win this ship if his Achilles didn’t pop lol. Glad to have him back.

[OurSF49ers @OurSf49ers]

That Dre Greenlaw ENERGY the squad was desperately missing IS BACK ⚡️

[Jake @hauserjake]

We let Skyy Moore walk?? A little confused on that. Felt like he provided some good juice to the return game.

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

Dom K yellow album is a classic!!!!