Lisa

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

Why’s he so cute, tho? #gonzo #gonzothecat #kittybaby #ilovemykitty https://t.co/520K8IWlEP

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/MOue8qXfNi

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

Y’all, this is my stunning little niece dressed as Holly Golightly for Halloween. She is absolutely nailing it.

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/xaZTvmZTvv

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

It’s everyone’s favorite time of year! Well, mine & Gonzo’s at least. It’s cool enough to get excited about knitting, which means lots of yarn fights for Gonzo. Happy Autumn, y’all. https://t.co/ClWgrxdMjs

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

@objectfox First of all, you’re adorable. And second of all, everyone should have that kind of lighting — all the time — like a Sims character.

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

In case anyone was wondering, Gonzo’s doing great and I love him. https://t.co/Lcrf0w3h0Y

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Greg Abbott has armed guards who don’t let people get close, daily testing for anyone he comes into contact with, a whole team disinfecting the Governors mansion and a medical staff on standby

And he STILL got that shit

I’m sure those unmasked Texas schoolkids will be fine, tho

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

How’s this headline:

Branson, Musk, and Bezos who could tackle child hunger, climate change, racial injustice, health care, the rise of fascism etc and still be richer than 99.9999% of us choose to be narcissistic assholes and shoot their money into space.

That about right?

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

@objectfox Sam and I find this thoroughly hilarious and Sam says you and Irma are definitely responsible for these genes. 😂

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

@jacksangryliver @MexHeadroom I did it once. ONCE is the key word here. Never fucking again.

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

@bluflowr Always have, always will. ❤️

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/hjo0xOLm6w

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

@hederaLC ¿Que no los dos?

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

My husband, ladies and gentlemen. #winterstorm2021 #hedontcare #literalsnowman https://t.co/NEzpD8hmsy

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

And so it begins...although Mr. T has his doubts. I just hope he doesn’t pity this fool. #gardening #pitythefool #mrt #veggieseeds #gardeningtaketwo #amateurgardener https://t.co/kyFG69DrTr

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

@objectfox Sam’s family always does pancakes. Sometimes something more traditional, like red beans and rice. As Sam explains it: basically anything that’s not good for you.

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

As expected, Gonzo is thrilled with his Christmas gift. #merrycatmas https://t.co/dUat43hKth

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

He sees you when you’re sleeping. #googlyeyes #christmas2020 https://t.co/fLLRA4bhOB

[Lisa @haute_monkey]

I made an “apple” pie for Christmas! — but I’m keto, so those aren’t apples. Any guesses to what my perfect apple substitute is? #ketochristmas #ketoapplepie https://t.co/iGYFaWR2nS