Awele🥀

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@yabaleftonline wtf!

[OG @OrevaogheneGP]

Went for one interview November last year. I graciously ate their sweet chicken pie and drank their water.

It was those tiny bottled water, like 33cl. Wasn’t enough for me so I asked for another chilled one.

Did the interview with their CFO who was in China so they set up WeChat for us. Aced it and she was very impressed.

HR said since she started there, I’m the only one who did not only eat and drank, but asked for another water.

The Nigerian mentality surrounding offerings like these is archaic and from a place of systematic suppression. ‘Elders’ were always coming up with useless ‘etiquettes’ like this just to exercise dominance over younger ones. So it stuck.

[Mr Royale @BayoRoyale]

I no too send o, but I actually hate being misunderstood. Hate it so much. As I dey shalaye, tears fit dey pour lmao.
Jesu saanu

[Blessing @Effiongsbaby]

Nigeria parents are whatwillpeoplesayaholic.

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@TheYorubaTimes This must be a joke!

[Naija Law & Memes @lawandmeme]

I file a motion for change of counsel
Opponent files a counter
I file a reply
Opponent files a further affidavit

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@XEdoziem 🤣🤣🤣

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@EbubeGlory11 Mine too ☺️

[SHAMSU @youngboy4163]

Little by little, people disappear from your picture. Not because they’re bad, but because everyone has their own path. Don’t force it. Accept it, feel the hurt, then keep walking yours. It is what it is.

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Period pain is so disrespectful because why is my back involved? What did my back do?

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@the_adesolaa They dont know wgat God has done fir tgem really.

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

How do you even know you got cancer and What signs exactly will you start noticing ?

Is there really no cure to it? Cancer is taking away a lot of lives…RIP to Alex Ekubo 💔

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@jayminatte @yabaleftonline Sure

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@PenelPixie I hate menstruation!

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@BomodiEbi @drpenking Seriously?! This is such an unintelligent mindset!

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@TIFE_MONEY Mr Ede🤣

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@educatedtug01 As a Nigerian, no deportation for you that’s your karma 🤣 unless u japa

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@Freddnova Wonmagbelo tefetefe🤣

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@johnomofoma9 @instablog9ja He studied ,he went for lecture and wrote his exams in law school .

You people will just open mouth and talk nonsense without fact !

[Awele🥀 @havanakeji]

@papilayi @UpdateVille The point which is?