AMEN

BLESSED HUMAN BEING WITH A CHANCE TO BE ALIVE

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Serious looting

[Hazel Kotu @aclasshazel]

You can deactivate, be mysterious, quit alcohol and still fail to achieve anything.

[🍁 @LabRat_ke]

Thao ni pesa kidogo ukiwa nayo but ni mingi ukidaiwa

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

😂😂Kalenjin men might be misogynistic among other things lakini they take on campus "marriages" head-on😂😂 a nigga could be 21 na ni provider😂😂💀 mpaka anapiga "bibi"💀

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

ChatGPT has not updated Japan PM
So it caught the lazy state house boys. 😂😂😂

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

I doubt they even understand themselves. They crave and want connection but are always uncomfortable with emotional dependency and vulnerability.. for your sanity don’t try to understand them.

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

bitches be walking around with headphones, listening to porn just to have a standing nipple..

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Bruh I’m crying 😭💀

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Vijana wako DMs wanavuna hatari.

[Amazing @kijanayamwingii]

Kenya Police Rejected my project 🥲😭

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Baby formula is used to cut meth, coke and heroin. Labda ni Walter White anakufungia jicho mrembo. Let him cook.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Naona bado hujaacha bangi

[𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ellespiracy]

Hehehe hio si kuwa slow bwana mwalimu. Not everyone is on twitter, not everyone on twitter understands or keeps up with twitter/gen z slang. Not knowing twitter/gen z slang doesn't make someone slow.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

There’s a Cold War in Nairobi involving watu wa mjengo between Kenyans, Burundians and Congolese.

They’re taking ksh 300-500 where Kenyans used to get ksh 800-1200 per day.

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

I think we need a new label for people born between 1997 and 2000 or even stretch to 2003 there

These are Gen z who have more of millenial experience

[Mad Titan @__MadRojas]

I was dating a 10 and still had to reassure her every day that she is beautiful, make it make sense.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KRA can now ask companies to prove that dividends paid to shareholders come from profits that have already been taxed.

If they cannot prove it, KRA can tax those dividend payments.

[OJ_Pimpson @OJ______Pimpson]

If not for China most people wouldn't even afford to have phones

[Custodian @crazy_custodian]

They said kila mtu ataoa malaya . Just make sure wako sio famous. 😂😂😂😂

[hani @haniyeeyy]

This should be the intro