fart mcguire

on a glide

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What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical lab partner into the mix

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Hi I’ll have nine double rum and cokes please :)

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Sideshots

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If figuring out the move was gay I’d have a mouth full of cum

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Paul Fart: Mall Poop

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Why would you listen to a song that isn’t by Nav. What’s the point

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I hate my girl fr

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I’m drunk hamburger style

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Me when I’m a fat black guy chowing gash in the bodega

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I bet the reason Rosa parks didn’t stand up on the bus is because her WAP left a stain on the seat

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I’m addicted to opiates

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Chaturbate down for anyone else? And yes I tried jerkmate but I’m banned

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I’m not the step father I’m the father that stepped up

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Pockets big fat, sloppy like Samoans

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My computer: Do you want to save this image as du8271XjN$1749jcj18$hBdjdn.jpeg ?

Me: yea

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Going to the homeless shelter but instead of donating blankets and food i just bring markers and cardboard scraps

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Latinos are addicted to PDA with their fat girlfriends

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My fuckin Epson EcoTank ET-3850 just ran out of toner

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It’s honestly super easy to set up and a surprisingly reliable at-home printer

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Boobs are so good what the hell is in those things

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What’s it called where you drink 13 Miller lights and drive home. It’s so much fun