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editor in chief of my life. blame me it’s all my stuff. As long as it’s funny it’s okay

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I'm deleting x. Because musk is an utter cunt

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@Aliceshaw25 12

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@Aestheticsn1 Tit. Twat. Tot. Treat. That. Tat. Tut. Tat.

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@Lottery_UK Are you insane updating the app just after the draw. Makes me wonder...

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I lost faith when George Michael died

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@joeroganhq @HoorayBacon You can't defy gravity but you can perform skillfulery

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My days are numbered. 20th April. 21 st April. 22nd April. You want me to go on???

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@BladeoftheS If it keeps my bill down who gives a shit

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When I die. I'm not sure if my final words will be delete my browser history or delete my Facebook feed (love a big toenail)

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I’m very picky about things. Especially my nose

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@mike_hershy @theliamnissan Are you mentally retarded

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It’s amazing. Change one word and the whole meaning of a sentence changes. Friend of Dorothy. Ok. Friend of Jeffrey. The FBI are calling

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Doctor: so mr holmes, you have constipation..
Sherlock Holmes: don’t fucking say it…

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@JonnyBlackwell you can’t even get the name of the bill right

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@Tanni_GT it’s not called the assisted dying bill. It’s so wrong that you have the voice of the media when you only represent yourself

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Dear Temu
If I have to break one more golden egg….

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@realDonaldTrump You are a coward and a bully. You are a disgrace to humanity

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Not sure what is more moving. Death of a close relative or two day old shrimp

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@bbc5live Fun fact. Dave ball soft cell and Chris Lowe pet shw boys went to the school. Arnold in Blackpool

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@realDonaldTrump you are a disgrace not supporting Ukraine. You’re a bully and a coward