havi schubert

stl

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[javi 🇧🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇰🇷 @IAmTheVibes]

Girlfriend doesn’t even tell me she’s hungry anymore she just tells me if she doesn’t eat soon she’s “going to become evil”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[valentine @valawakened]

sorry for sending u 20 posts in a row. everything in the entire world reminds me of u. becuase i love you

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[Zane Hamilton @zanehamiltonxi]

Tornado warning? Nah, I’m warning the tornado

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[havi schubert @havischubert]

@WarmSpringRanch Love these foals!

[havi schubert @havischubert]

@WarmSpringRanch gorgeous!

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

I like dr pepper.
april fools!
i love it

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

No amount of hatred for Puerto Rican musicians should make you pretend this is good

[havi schubert @havischubert]

@MichelobULTRA greggggg

[Doritos @Doritos]

life hack: cry

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

[g @34rths]

Dear diary I have to lock in tomorrow and fix Everything and do everything

[doseferatu @gudguts]

just paid rent so if you need me i’ll be at home this month and it’s a $40 cover

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"i’ll do it when i get home"
Me when I get home: