haven

★ twenty-one
☆ he/him ☆ boygenius enthusiast ★

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 4 feelings:

1. ​showering when no one's home.
2. ​playing music and singing when no one's home.
3. ​coming home to an empty house.
4. ​cleaning when no one's home.

[stewie garlic @xxblvckvtopia]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[♡‧Kazumi‧♡ @KazUwU__]

The year you were born vs how old you are now

2008: 18
2007: 19
2006: 20
2005: 21
2004: 22
2003: 23
2002: 24
2001: pushing 30
2000: pushing 30
1999: pushing 30
1998: pushing 30
1997: pushing 30
1996: dead

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

who the hell is this guy hanging out with

[Jenn McAllister Updates @JennArchive]

Jenn and Rachel stun in pixels at baseball game on jumbotron

[clementine🗡️ @forverisafeelng]

yall think phoebe no phones tour is bad just wait till the next one is the phoebe nda tour

[Skye🪡 @ANKLE_BITTENN]

gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks

[maddie ♡ @overnostalgic]

the fates already fucked me sideways

[soph @queerjooy]

Every few months i come back to this check list

[crawford🕷️🇵🇸 | HELLRAISER 10/8/26 @NECR0PHAGY]

Asked for a pad at work. Wasn’t aware people knew me as Professor BigPussy

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Nobody is more stressed than a 19-25yr old thinking they're running out of time

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

phoebe bridgers the woman that you are

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝑝𝑒𝑟 ⋆.˚ | ceo of han @skysoloz]

im still the proud owner of this

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

just drove by a cop with my phone in my hand like you clearly could see me holding it up but fat chud was also on his phone so he didn't see me

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

me when it’s time to be annoying about phoebe bridgers

[中国 Sophiethequinn @Sophiethequin]

what if the man doesn't want an abortion?"

Is the man pregnant??

[joey @joboduj]

sorry i'm out of it i just haven't had a burger in minutes