Havva

Boredom drove me there

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 𝕏 @SarahHRakM4]

Faire un prêt à la banque pour aller bosser…
Je répète

FAIRE UN PRÊT À LA BANQUE POUR ALLER BOSSER

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

Mr Dangote, since invested and co own Dangote Industries Limited, I've been thinking of ideas to move our company forward.

I think we should paint all our trucks pink. It’s cute and catchy 🥹💖

What do you think sir? @AlikoDangote

[Hadrien Clouet @HadrienClouet]

Cet homme commente aujourd'hui un vote qui a eu lieu... en 2023.

Ne le brusquez pas, il se prépare à affronter Pompidou aux prochaines présidentielles.

[gede arya | 🇬🇧 tehc bro @gedearyarp]

day one!

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

my favorite 9/11 story is the guy who worked in the WTC but was cheating on his wife so spent the day with his mistress, and when his wife called him being like "omg are you okay?" he was like "oh im fine im just at the office" and that's how she found out

[SHIMAN 🇸🇳🏆 @iam_shiman8]

Le CM de @FlyAirSenegal qui colle le prompt mal orthographié de chatgpt à la place du message.
On est foiré

[W S @WildSentences]

Game is game i guess

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[Malowé @pmxlxisane]

I need to see Atlanta with my own eyes.

[CediRates @CediRates]

JUST IN: Ghana's Ministry of Gender has launched Marrify, an app for checking if someone is already married.

The app has everything from licensed Imams to venues, and divorce records since 1886 and aims to help individuals avoid emotional and financial complications.

[G-Block 🅱️aby @Gxtso_]

Yall remember when Nigerian drivers did this?

[miia @miiagarro]

"would you date you"

babe i'd go to war for a woman like me

[matecito 🦎 @lavargance]

mort mort mort

[LuBu.🪁🎐🪻 @LuBu0072]

I been on the floor for 10 minutes 😭

[Lloyd @blupeoni]

Je dis à ma sœur que des gens ont payé 90€ pour voir Léna Situations parler de ses vacances et elle me répond que c’est pour ça que Macron ne nous croit pas quand on dit qu’on a pas de sous 💀

[honey @Honey710108210]

今天带爸去医院检查，我说你在柱子等我，我去拿检查结果、我回来。猛然看到那个曾经我心中的依靠，心中无所不能的爸爸像个小孩子一样一动不动的站在那等着我、心里瞬间无比难受，发现自己俨然成为了父母心中的大人，而爸爸却在自己眼中变成了小孩，当角色互换的时候，突然间有种说不出的心酸…

[Julio  @stjulio]

On aura des mini Couliba Lee

[ً @artfuIchaos]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[saroule @saroupillee]

j’ai mangé des frites une fois a la fete foraine elles etaient tellement bonnes que jles soupconne d’avoir utilisé de la graisse de porc j’ai dit a ma soeur jv leur dmd elle m’a dit nn dmd pas