🇵🇸🍑🔱🪭felixs mom (mo) 🍻🎃🪐

I try way too hard. Most hated bartender in SGF MO, most beloved in KCMO. 🩷💜💙 she/they/this bitch

[🇵🇸🍑🔱🪭felixs mom (mo) 🍻🎃🪐 @Havvers98]

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[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

no because those with addiction still deserve to eat what the fuck is wrong with this shithole fucking country

[kewlbot run video game at 720p to get 60fps @kewlbot]

funny how the gimmick of this new series is just adventure time season 1

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

[RoidedBalls🇹🇹 @Roidedballs]

Oh my god he’s gonna hit Buccees

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

This feels like a poster you would find inside an abandoned high school as worldbuilding in a post-apocalyptic video game

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

The U.S. Women's National Team have won four World Cups and five Olympic Golds. They've ranked #1 or #2 in the world every year since 2003.

So, when you say the U.S. is bad at soccer, at least be specific and say the men's team. <3

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I want Russia reinstated in every competition it was banned from, immediately….

[Daniel @danlfcynwa_]

I need a Muslim country to knock the US out of the World Cup if possible

[ً @prinkasusa]

25 years for beating a 3-month-old to death is the kind of sentence that makes people understand exactly why the uncle threw that punch.

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

🚨🇮🇱 Thomas Massie CONFIRMS Israel used NAPALM on the USS Liberty.

34 Americans were burned alive, skin boiling from their bodies, after the IDF dropped Napalm on the unarmed ship.

He confirmed this yesterday in the U.S. Congress.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This should be a career-ending scandal. But life under Trump is so hellish, it's not even front-page news.

[🇵🇸🍑🔱🪭felixs mom (mo) 🍻🎃🪐 @Havvers98]

No offense to Margot but she’s too old. We need a teenager or 20 something playing Britney in her prime

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Margot Robbie is reportedly rumoured to be in negotiations to star in the upcoming Britney Spears biopic 👀

Based on Spears’ memoir "The Woman In Me," directed by John M. Chu.

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

can we please bring back casting call? this should be a southern nobody’s big break

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

The World Cup is about soccer, sure, but it’s also about an exchange of cultural binge drinking intricacies and I think that’s beautiful

[gina_scooter @gina_scooter]

??? you couldn't figure out how to sneak a vape into a concert?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump, shown on camera during the national anthem, is booed loudly at MSG

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump is booed in Madison Square Garden at Game 3 of the NBA Finals.