Hannah Weitzman (She/Her)

I'm eminently practical and yet appropriate as always!

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

I don't care about sports. That was 100% his god damn fault. And, as a New Yorker, I hate him all the more for it.

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

Your child is 3 feet tall, it's time to face your mortality.

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

I've had two thoughts while watching the #Olympics26. First, really, how do you even get into skeleton or luge? Where do they do that and why would one be in a place to even try it? Second, boy do these 20-year-olds sound like babies!

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Has anything good happened in 2026 at all??!! #RIPCatherineOhara

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Question about ICE: Aren't these the same people who "couldn't breathe" through masks 5 years ago?

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

@HDTGM First, very excited for your holiday pick this year. Second, my pod did this movie a few years ago. https://t.co/SHlfdaD8nN

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

One thing they don't tell you about parenting is how much time and effort you'll put into food prep only for your littles to refuse to eat anything but cheese puffs.

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

Reese's Oreos > Oreo Reese's

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

It's very cute to see this group of Indian men clearly plan to meet on this train, in this car, to share samosas.

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To top off this ugh of a day, I plugged a device into an extension cord, it popped, sparked, and jumped out of my hands. Now my palm hurts. So add that to my list of today, fire adjacent injuries. Tomorrow better be better.

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

To those continuing to set off fireworks: you don't have pets or children do you? My household is currently a quivering mess.

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It is not my place, so I'm keeping my mouth shut, but the man on this train absolutely should not be marrying the woman he's on the phone with! The wedding/family drama is going to break them up anyway.

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

Every time I hear #NoKingsDay. But also, I do fully support all the protests!

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

@MTA There's someone lying on the Manhattan bound 33rd St 7 platform in Queens, in the rain, not under an awning. I saw from a Queens bound train.

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

Hey all @HDTGM people in NY. I have 2 tix to tonight's Town Hall Megaloplolis show and can't make it. Looking to sell.

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

@HDTGM It's looking like my group can't come tonight to Town Hall in NYC. Is there any list of people looking for tix? We have 3.

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In a sad turn of events, my rigatoni a la vodka fell off the table. So now my dinner is in the trash and I need to buy carpet cleaner.

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

There's nothing quite like listening to your infant snore. 🥰

[Hannah Weitzman (She/Her) @haw230]

@1kissmeans4ever

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@Kailadriel @JakeMHS That is a question for your husband. All I know is Toby has a Sabers blanket that the hospital gave him.