Hawa

I just like and retweet things x

[Mercy @Frankhavemercy]

Worrying is the worst way to use your imagination. Get addicted to thinking about the best possible outcome.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Yenze Mee @yenzemee]

Arsenal 😂��😂😂😂

[emilli. @TheAshleyEmile]

I don’t even want ppl thinking they can talk to me

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

“He doesn’t look autistic”

My apologies, son perform autism for the lady please.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

[Dave @tufdave]

I asked my girlfriend to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity.

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

lmfao, I thought she was holding up bundles

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

My dad said the teacher used to ask him for help.😭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

This Lil girl at the boardwalk ran up to me crying cuz she couldn’t find Her Moms.. i asked Her what she look like and she said “she’s a beautiful woman wit pretty blonde hair” soon as she said that Her Moms pulls up.. and i’m glad she did cus she wasn’t beautiful at all.. WE WAS GONNA BE LOOKIN ALL FUCKING DAY 😩

[T @Tobincii]

I know Gunna was expecting it to be mainly baddies running with him and instead it was just male groupies bare begging it 😭😭😭😭

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

I bought a ticket for DAVIDO's concert in london without realizing the date collided with my wedding date.

If anyone is interested in taking my place, it's at Amore Gardens, Lagos on august 14th
Her name is Fateemah

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

11am comes so fast in hotels like dang mr. moseby let me grab my stuff

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

My Daughter told me that her teacher pointed a ruler at her and said…
"At the end of this ruler is an idiot"

She got detention for asking
"Which end?"

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Ever since my sister’s baby daddy got locked up, she be lying to him for absolutely no reason 😭😭😭
The video calls cut off at 10, so at like 9:55 she got up, laid an outfit on the bed, and started doing her hair 😮‍💨. Her BD looked confused and sad like, “Bae… where you going? 🤔 Who you going with?”
My sister goes, “I’m going with my” and right then the call hung up.
Soon as it ended she said, “Yeah btch, go toss and turn like I used to.” Then she put her bonnet back on and went straight to bed 🙃😂😂😂😂.

[𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙖 @maripoosyy]

this new generation will never understand

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i wanna start running but i’m confused how it works… am i just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[Nini Dol @NiniDol_]

MY FEELINGS LMAO

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she's just like
"but how will I know if someone is stealing it" and my dad is just like
"because you'll be sitting on the floor" and she slapped him

[🥱 | @lolasticse]

do you know how IRRITATING you have to be to piss carrington off? #LoveIsland #AllStars #loveislandallstars