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closet nihilist

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

🌧 good morning! 🌧. Um, I was a bit overserved last night…. 🥴

[G 💗 @miz_gizzy]

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wth is stressing you my G ?!?!?

[KA🎒 @1kwesii]

How I’m tryna pay back my student loan but they not listening

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

I am personally strongly in favor of billionaires launching themselves into space
*finds out they get to come back*
Well that sucks

[abs @hawhitt]

@cxffee_prince phenomenal.

[𝐓𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐧 @King_Scxtt]

Gots to see it through my boy.

[abs @hawhitt]

I’ll see myself out

[abs @hawhitt]

“Megged” rapinoe

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

ALL 👏 THE 👏 SAUCE 👏

Come for the @emilysonnett meg, stay for the victory lap

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Well I went out there into the world and I can definitely see the appeal but it's not for me!

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

“is he dying? why are you doing this?” 💀

[abs @hawhitt]

@GsMcAmis king of the fire pit

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

fox news is right, i received $1400 once and decided to never work again. why? to ruin the economy of course

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Just know this was years in the making.

My new album The Off-Season available everywhere 5/14

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

ok look i have a 12 pack, well now 11 because my feet got cold. y’all have to find a way to split the rest im sorry

[zae @itszaeok]

baby you gone do whatever i tell you to do

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

remember early pandemic when there were infographics on how to wash your hands

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Ever since I learned about the Baader–Meinhof phenomenon, I've started seeing it everywhere.

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

“are you ok?” no i don’t have generational wealth