Hawk

I aim to be the best Falcon AB, and by golly gee I will show you my moves!

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

22 years old...time to retire...(wordy idiot time)

Read: https://t.co/HuqTn4Nqc5

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@vicwingly Do not let this distract you from the fact that this legend juggled the absolute crap outta TOing these tourneys and still participating in them all while being open for convos about people’s mental health on top of the 40 hour grind.

As always, insane respect! 😤

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@mattxiv …I’m a full ass adult and even I think this looks pretty appetizing let’s be real, even jealous of the kids in this scenario.

Then again I also grew up in a Macaroni 5 times a week family / Hungry Man every other day scenario due to how strapped we were financially so…yeah.

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@SolRidley Idk to be in grands he would definitely have to be good, though I don’t follow a whole lot of scenes and people so I’m way out of the loop, and Imma be honest I’m nothing special here, but I just wouldn’t do nothing ya know? Even a dash dance to bait out another Side B even.

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@Daramgaria @rootdotbear *Okay intensifies

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@kurtisconner Normalize asking random people on the street if they wish to trade emeralds for their wears and goods

Bonus if the person you asked goes “Heeuh…” and never actually says an actual word

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

On today’s episode of story reading by a 3 year old, we embark onto the magic beanstalk where somehow mommy is the one who ate the beans, spat them out, climbed the beanstalk, got to see the giant, got spooked, fell all the way down, and rinse repeat 20x for dramatic effect.

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@JurassicCheetos Bro you ever play Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald back on the original GBA ones? No remakes here I’m talking OG cartridge? Groudon chose to fight Kyogre on a tiny poop of land versus an ocean, he got INSANELY counterpicked…

Groudon has no fear, like a Ganon main vs anybody. Groudon best

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

So here I am minding my own business when I get the sudden and rare urge to have some frozen yogurt. My loving, beautiful wife who can do no wrong decides to ask “can I touch it” and I see nothing wrong with an innocent request.

Two drops of green and one yellow later…🤢

[Bernie @BernieSSBU]

Bro you can't fall for it 3 times in a row

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@SmearGG @Drwhombad Bro that sidewalk looks dirty as sin. 👀 jeeeeeez

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

Completely warranted

[‎Sᴍᴇᴀʀ @SmearGG]

snake racism

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@chrisalash12 Oh none in specific I’m just noticing that no matter who I play, no matter what, NOBODY presses “rematch” at the end and I wanted to know if I missed something in some update or what.

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

Okay so…I’m doing one of those “Get everybody into elite” challenges atm right? I know it’s been an eternity since I’ve been on elite smash but what the hell, not ONE person these past 6+ days have pressed the rematch button. Not one!

Did I miss something!?!

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@tfw_e Yo but Mario party DS tho?

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

Specifically I mean no matter what character I play, no matter the win or lose, no matter how good or bad the connection, nobody has rematched me PERIOD.

This is also not on my main file so it’s not like anybody knows who I am

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@TenLittleMen Bro when I worked at Wendy’s like 4ish years ago, there was these 4 teenagers on bikes who specifically drove them at such an angle that all 4 tripped the sensor at such unison that it actually made the sensor beep and we took their order.

Fucking dedication, that was awesome.

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@qwohwya Biased as this is gonna sound I’ve got confidence in falcon in this but I’ve also got a stubborn outlook on it.

I wanna say ZSS is probs your best bet

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

Fish are friends, not good.

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Which one? 👇🤔

[Hawk @Hawk_SSB]

@OnTheDownLoTho Gonna be honest it’s toned down a LOT and I’m on meds to help but a while back, one loss and I’d instantly be going “Well my controller looks like a basketball right about now.”