crime bison

life is nothing if you’re not obsessed.

[madoka magicock @rifflexielian]

Thrilled by genuine fan wars happening between fans of real celebrities and lestat. This is what he would have wanted. I think we can get him on hot ones

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

A whole year until new Hazbin Hotel 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#MIZ

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

BIG DUBS!!

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

Seeing both Baby Sister and Baby Brother with car keys in their hands is actually melting my brain.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

We’re doing a holiday cube decorating contest at work. My list of things to buy includes fake blood and broken glass, because I’m gonna WIN with my Die Hard theme.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

God damn it I think I just talked myself into coaching a forensics team again

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

My delusional ass holding on to this unverified information for dear life

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

Ben and I stopped a deep NFL analysis discussion to immediately jump in and start One Piece theorizing with the group. Nature is healing.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

Walking into work with two Starbs beverages because I am not a resident of planet earth today.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

Anthony mentioned that his theatre is showing the Gurren Lagann movie soon and so… I must rewatch. My feelings are going to get soooooo hurt.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

Carlee and I both won two different rounds of coverall Bango with I Feel Like a Woman… soul mates.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

The most difficult aspect of my job is accepting that there are actual, grown men out there who go by the name “Dick” and I have to address them as such, professionally and completely seriously.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

Did I NEED to buy three switch games all at once (while I’m still not done with my previous purchase)? No. BUUUUT. The Bills depression is real and I need dopamine.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

Well it’s been real fun being me but I’m out BYE

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

If the broncos win tonight I am officially giving up as a person.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

I’m yet again supervising the tailgate group of several 40+ year old men and tonight they’re all singing Britney Spears at the top of their lungs and killing me slowly.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

I forgot to put a bra on to go to the game today. Excellent. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

“If I get mouth AIDS, I’d prefer to earn it.”

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

I also just opened the shower curtain in my bathroom and there’s a dead cockroach so I AM OUT

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

Conveniently forgot that Florida is the worst state. I watched three women not wash their hands in a restaurant bathroom last night and my hair won’t stay straight. Go DAWGS.

[crime bison @hawkbonez]

I just bought plane tickets to go to the Florida Georgia game in October and I’m STOKED.