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hawkeye pierce quotes every hour :3

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He'll be WALKING back?

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I never had any choice. It's all I ever cared about. It's all I ever wanted to do. Sometimes I think I'd be more useful as a cocktail waitress.

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The only difference, of course, is in a war it's also raining on the other side of the street, and the people who are chummy over there are trying to kill the people who are over here who are chums.

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Look, I know how tough it is for you to say goodbye, so I'LL say it. Maybe you're right, maybe we WILL see each other again, but just in case we don't, I want you to know how much you've meant to me. I'll never be able to shake you;

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Was that supposed to be funny?

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...I think I'll stroll on up to the front and see how the shooting's going.

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HAWKEYE: Either way, they're gonna separate us and you're my best friend! I never got along this well with anybody, you moron!
BJ: Well that goes double for me, stupid!

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Charles, for the sake of our sanity, which is iffy at best, why don't you sleep somewhere else tonight?

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Radar, it's us, your aunt and uncle!

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Alright now, Beej. We're gonna sit now. Try not to get lost on the way down.

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It's an international conspiracy to drive me crazy.

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General Clayton? This is Benjamin Franklin Pierce. I realize you're a general and I'm just a captain, but I wanna have your baby.

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Is it sacrilegious to beat up a priest with a mop?

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Me? Worry? What have I got to worry about!

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I fix people up so they can go out and get killed. Or kill other people. I can't deny that. And I can't live with it either.

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Eugggh!

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Look, I know how tough it is for you to say goodbye, so I'LL say it. Maybe you're right, maybe we WILL see each other again, but just in case we don't, I want you to know how much you've meant to me. I'll never be able to shake you;

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I am the love call of evolution, the perfume and color of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle fuzz of the bees. I am sex itself, gentlemen. I am life, I am appetite!

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Bye-bye! Buy bonds!

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Well maybe it's because I'm in love and he doesn't even know I exist.