mickey mouse crackhouse

doin the best i can 😅

[Anna Pepe @iamannapepe]

if you’re reading this, you’re about to become the highest paid person in your family. you’re breaking generational financial curses with every step you take. claim it now.

[Pen Pusha 🗣 @DamnGinaaaaa]

I hate Sincere’s NO BIGGIE attitude 😭 Like that’s the most important part. It just gives he don’t give a FUCK. He always has an answers he’s always talking fast. Like MF WAIT. Sit in the thought. It’s always so quick YES IM HORRIBLE YES IM BAD #LoveIslandUSA

[DIRECTOR OF THE DIVAS. 🫡 @ScotLouie]

Sincere really ain’t a gentleman cause the boys did say “if she sleeps in soul ties give her the bed” he put that bonnet on and said fuck Melanie

#loveislandusa

[goma @soigomaa]

And no lies were told.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

"We can be friends despite having different political views."

No actually, here is why we can't

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Everyone shut up I just learned a new word:

Eremition
(eh-ruh-mish-un)
The act of gradually fading from the lives of others, not out of malice, but a desire for solitude or renewal.

[adilson @aquamrae]

hoje minha psicóloga disse que eu não preciso aceitar o comportamento do outro apenas porque entendo os motivos dele agir assim

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Please don’t take it personally when people who talk to people for a living don’t want to talk when they get off of work. Please

[Daisy the Awkward Badass @Chicago_Daisy]

Hey, guy with hydration pack, two hiking sticks and North Face vest, my 5yo walked that trail yesterday wearing Crocs and carrying a naked Barbie.

Relax. 🤣🤣

[BoofPaxkMooky @BoofPaxkMooky]

Niggas be thinking cuz u laid back u won’t lean forward

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i just read a post that said " life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuccckkkkk

[shree🪄 @Goldensky0]

I think the most satisfying thing about reading a book is watching the left side get thicker and the right side get thinner

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i don’t stay mad at people for long. i may never actually speak to you again but i’m not mad about nothing for real 😭

[99 Majik @99Majik]

one thing i learned from video games is everytime you come across enemies, you're going in the right direction

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

"How do you know about that?"

You told me.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

If a plane crash while im on it and I live im suing the airline for a number that don't even exist, bitch I need a kafillion dollars

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

when i tell a story, i include the MISTAKES i made TOO.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I saw a quote that said “to procrastinate is to willingly endure the discomfort of anticipation, rather than the discomfort of action. Both are burdens, but only one leads to progress” and if that didn’t light a fire in me.

[jovan @ehjovan]

that one friend who really don’t play about game of thrones for some reason