Simon Hawkins

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Nigel’s poster is going viral

[Simon Hawkins @hawkisp]

@tomgribble @MUFC99Box So by that logic pep should by grateful for the cup game as it was less intensity than it would have been training and no game? Why is he complaining about scheduling then?

[jamsandwich @jamsandwich]

Absolutely brilliant TV moment. #Newsnight

BAFTA winning moment surely?

[NCFC Analysis @NCFC_Analysis1]

Watford Vs Norwich: Positional Adjustments | #NCFC | #WFC | #WatfordFC | THREAD🧵 | (1/25)

Score: 0 – 1
Possession (%): 42 – 58
xG: 0.71 – 2.57

🟡 Norwich’s structural switch.
🟢 Fisher the number ten.
🟡 A key pressing variation.
🟢 Watford down to ten men.

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Never seen this goal before. Glorious

[John Graham-Hart @JohnGHart]

This needs reposting every hour until the polls open.

[Rebecca @RebeccaPymar]

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[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

No hiding place

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Wait till The Mail hears about the £1 million a year Daily Mail columnist, who left his 2nd wife for Tory Party's former head of communications - 24 years his junior - before fucking the country with his incompetence.

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

Prickly Sunak meets member of public.

Patronises them, laughs at them, and then walks away halfway through encounter.

A genuine sign of contempt from PM towards ordinary voters.

[David Powles @David_Powles]

As a ST holder I agree with the first line.

But this is about more than the manager. Complacency and at times arrogance runs through #NCFC at the moment.

[Rebecca @RebeccaPymar]

Here it is my new #Highbury Print! https://t.co/S6JVBKEhhl

[John Brewin @JohnBrewin_]

"The greatest story in club history has an ending." What?

[AndrewT500 @CourierBoyUK]

“It is your responsibility to find out the rules and abide by them, lack of knowledge is no defence” signed #BorisJohnson

#Partygate #PrivilegesCommittee #pmqs #PoliticsLive #ToriesOut258 #GeneralElectionNow

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room.

A simple question:
Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood?

Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

[David Ho @_david_ho_]

TBH, this seems worse than having the road blocked by climate activists for a few minutes.

[Simon Hawkins @hawkisp]

@Thurtle26 Kane is top of assists in the tournament 🤔

[Mark Tait @marktait78]

Artist formerly known as Prince.

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.