Hawkness7777

Nerd, Biker, Gamer, Eagle Scout, Affiliate on Twitch. Not necessarily in that order.

Also be prepared for Dad jokes and/or dark humor.

[pattythepirate66 @Piratepatty66]

Casting Off for a silly Monday!!! Set Sail as @ArcaydeCannon @Hawkness7777 and so much more take it easy to the start of the week and Goose around in Goose Goose Duck!!! See you there Scallywags!!! #twitchaffiliate #twitchgaming #twitchstreaming #twitch #GooseGooseDuck

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@mattdinniman You son of a bitch... You made me enjoy dino smut..

...keep it up

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

Hey @discord , I see enough ads.. I pay @Spotify in particular so I don't have to hear them. I pay you for Nitro, please let me opt out of these annoying quests. I use you to game and share things to ESCAPE from the real world bombardment of advertising.

[Terroriser @Terroriser]

My official review of TwitchCon 2025.

IRL streamers can go fuck themselves.

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@PirateSoftware All you need is a brand new D20 😜

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@noteasybeinwhee I have to shout out this awesome woman. I saw her in passing and just wanted to wave. She made it a point to come over and say hi! Then this rocking thing happened 🤘🏻😜

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

Thanks again for the mustard and I promise no more Rick Rolling. At least not the whole song. 🤘🏻

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@scottykfitness thanks for stopping for taking time in and out of meet and greets. This bottle cap is a daily reminder to keep doing better for myself. 🫲🏻

[Steph @SteelCitySteph]

Loudly alerting the whole table who "the threat" is is one of my least favorite social norms of EDH.

It's a multi-player game. Not everyone's gameplay is equally impacted by a given "threat." There are often multiple threats to consider.

Let people evaluate for themselves.

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@TheClaudiaBlack I was told you had a birthday recently. Happy 29th birthday to "Claudia Fucking Black"!

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@SmashleyTwitch Glad I got to see you at the end. Hope it's not another 5 years next time

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@cyansomnia I have both of these and haven't finished either 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@cyansomnia

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

Thanks for one hell of a kickstart to TwitchCon. Was there all weekend. Also sorry I uhh.. interrupted your wrap up after the loot cave 🤣

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@panerabread your local location is out of white cheddar.. the app takes nothing off for this fact. But if I still want another cheese I have to pay 70¢.. why do I get charged for double cheese to get single cheese???? ...I'm going to Subway..

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@cyansomnia Yes please! We need Demon Dick the video game 🤣

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@Schw3ndi @DICKS

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

Dear @DICKS ,

Don't title your emails "You'll want to see this!". Be more aware of your name.

Sincerely,
The Public

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@cyansomnia I feel this.. already been sick 3 times this year..

[Hawkness7777 @Hawkness7777]

@GordonRamsay Dear Chef, please forgive me for I have been a doughnut. After purchasing Chef Ramsey frozen snacks I thought to myself "I hope there are air fryer instructions". Followed by the realization that they don't have microwave instructions.
Ramen.