John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪

just this guy, you know

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@stuttgartnetze 70619 recloser just fired?

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

So @UPS you’re saying my … front door was not available? And also my… doorbell didn’t work?

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@stuttgartnetze Grund? Wieviel Minuten ohne Strom pro Jahr müssen Privatkunden dulden bevor Erstattungen erwartet werden können?

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

App makers: "We will match the platform's dark mode."
Also app makers: "We will instantiate the initial window in the purest white you've ever seen."

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@DisneyPlus why your app spinner doesn’t trace out mickey ears I’ll never know. You missed a trick there.

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@trevorbattle Oh no, Mr Frodo!

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

If CrashLoopBackOff isn’t a band name…

#justkubernetesthings

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@alpriest Get the bag out! Is there a pencil in your rucksack?

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

"Notion will open at login."

Apps with an inflated sense of their importance.

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@AndrewHiltonMD Clarify: does the bass have to be electric, or the player? Asking for a friend.

[Richard Hulme @rhulme404]

@Kia_Deutschland 28 hours with 2 children on a service station in GB and a defective #ev6. 14 calls to #kia_assistence , everything is just "passed on". No updates, no progress and no responsibility, and we "must be patient"?! An absolute disgrace! 🤬

[Richard Hulme @rhulme404]

@Kia_Deutschland seit 28 Std mit zwei Kindern auf einer Raststätte in GB mit einem defekten #ev6. 14 Anrufe zu #kia_assistence , alles wird nur "weitergegeben". Keine Rückmeldungen, kein Fortschritt und keine Verantwortung, und wir sollen "geduldig sein"?! Absolut unverschämt! 🤬

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

peace at last

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@alpriest Father Ted catchphrases?

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@alpriest Football teams?

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@alpriest The periodic table?

[Threatening Music Notation @ThreatNotation]

I can’t believe Twitter rebranded to be a double sharp

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

I need bulb lighting powers to be specified in incandescent Watts please, not these newfangled lumens. Yes I am old. kthxbai.

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@trevorbattle @apple this. A thousand times this.

[John 🇪🇺 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @hawks675]

@Apple @AppleTV did you mean Jul 1 2024? Or have you outsourced curation to Amazon Prime Video?