Hawktatoes

Old dude who plays video games (badly). Proud member of @platsquad @wehyrule

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Getting ready to kick off the Birthday Stream! Come, hang out, and help me celebrate being one of the oldest people on Earth!

https://t.co/kTgPmVkUP1

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If you're looking for a streamer with great vibes and fun times go check out https://t.co/kbGkUCnc2u tell em Hawktatoes sent ya!

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@Gaming4Platinum @PlatSquad Praying for Bowser and praying for you and your family

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@B1Gfootball could the broadcast team at SC be any more of homers? Seriously, there was no one else available to do this game that maybe would understand football, rules, and it's not a hometown broadcast?

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@3NewsNowOmaha can you guys fix your feed from CBS? This is terrible!

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@ZBO99 Congrats Huskers! You guys had one hell of a tournament. I'm a Hawkeyes fan but also a fan of great wrestling... What you guys did last year was nothing short of special.

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@MatScouts1 White singlets are only cool when you get blood on em. Get your hand raised and look like you won a war. This is what the ancient ones intended.

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@MatScouts1 His own trainer was scared of Clubber. When your own trainer says you're gonna get killed...c'mon now. Plus if life imitates art there's been plenty of times someone's lost when they had no business losing. Just sayin.

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@GrantGarman6 @TheCradleZone As a Hawkeye fan I would put Hilton in my top 5. I would also put West Gym in there.

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@cfb91168716 @BarstoolUIowa @BarstoolHusker Do you actually think through what you post? Seriously, do you read it before you hit send? What has NU done in the last decade? I get we're all fans of our teams but wake up and be real. What is Nebraskas record vs Iowa since joining the B1G?

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Birthday/Streamaversary Stream Now LIVE!!! https://t.co/kTgPmVkUP1

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So - my birthday and my streamaversary are coming up and we're going to have a BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT this Saturday, May 24th starting at 10am Central and going until ??? Celebrating over 50 years on Earth and over 7 years on Twitch - https://t.co/d2r5pjhMPS

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@Gaming4Platinum @Everyone Thinkin of ya buddy.

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@subarusimonn @killaNick412 @MatScouts1 You're definitely a captain - maybe not a wrestling team capt but for sure the capt of the USS Douche Canoe. Anyway I'm done giving you anymore attention Subaru Simon. Between you proud of Subarus and the Killa (lmfao - Killa) being a capt I've had enough to laugh at for awhile.

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@MTorriero @shanks_arick That's not what YOU said anyway. Askren said it and you're parroting it. It's okay, but don't claim that as an original thought.

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@MTorriero Thanks for sharing @Benaskren 's opinion for everyone. Would be great if you hadn't quoted him word for word.

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@killaNick412 @subarusimonn @MatScouts1 Captain, you remind me of someone who still lives with his parents with all his little league 4th place medals hanging on the wall above his bed. You got all the SDE going on guy.

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@killaNick412 @subarusimonn @MatScouts1 Former wrestling team captain? Anyone who gotta post that in their X profile gotta be legit right? Just guessing that Willie tastes like chew and excellence but I ain't about to get on my knees and find out. Now get in that Subaru with Simon and drive tf on former captain.